Yo Mama Poetry


Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back? 

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. 

Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour? 

Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too! 

Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch. 

Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you're told! 

Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack. 

Roses are red, I'm at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for the poor." 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what's stupid and poor, and I said you. 

Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay. 

Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama's so ugly, I don't know what to say. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, beasts like yo mama belong in a zoo. 

Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama's breath smells like five day old stew.

Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head. 

One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother. 

I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle. 

This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.

Why yo mama on my nuts?
Would you come and get her please?
Ho keeps sayin' she wants me...
And how she love that gov'ment cheese!

I'll smack the bitch if she don't leave
With the backside of my hand,
smack her ass in to next week,
straight in to the promise land!

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Yo Mama Poetry was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 3:24 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama So Poor , Yo Mama So Stank , Yo Mama Comebacks , Tell Yo Mama , Yo Mama Has .


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