Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why’s Yo mama’s chest, as flat as her back?
Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?
Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just fucked Yo mama is a jolly good fellow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I gave your mom a dollar and she fucked me too!
Roses are red, Yo mama’s a witch, give her a quarter and she’ll be your bitch.
Roses are red, violets are gold, so get on your knees and do what you’re told!
Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack.
Roses are red, I’m at the door, Yo mama has a cup saying “Change for the poor.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama stinks, and so do you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what Yo mama needs is a good shampoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama asked what’s stupid and poor, and I said you.
Roses are red, violets are grey, I hate to say this, but Yo mama is gay.
Roses are red, violets are grey, Yo mama’s so ugly, I don’t know what to say.
Roses are red, violets are blue, a bitch like Yo mama belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, beasts like yo mama belong in a zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yo mama’s breath smells like five day old stew.
Violets are blue, roses are red, please tell Yo mama that she gives some good head.
One good snap deserves another, so between my legs you’ll find your mother.
I don’t mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
This is a fact, Yo mama’s breath is wack, she needs a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn pack.
Why yo mama on my nuts?
Would you come and get her please?
Ho keeps sayin’ she wants me…
And how she love that gov’ment cheese!
I’ll smack the bitch if she don’t leave
With the backside of my hand,
smack her ass in to next week,
straight in to the promise land!
What'd You Think?
(155 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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June 27th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Roses iz red, Yo daddy made my face blue
When I went to talk to him
He opened hiz mouth…
And there wuz the doo doo!
July 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
i like it but its not betta than tha “YO MOMMA COMEBACKS”
August 6th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
these are so funny
August 6th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
This is a insult to moms
you all have mom who gave birth to you
stupid head
so i know you might feel guilty
remember yo momma loves you okay
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
August 7th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
this were all rlly old ones get some new ones cuz ges wut roses are red violets are gay ur mamas real name is ray ray
August 11th, 2007 at 3:10 am
roses are red and voilets are blue, these jokes are funny! I laughed so much I turned blue.
September 9th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I really like the one with the Papa Smurf, but i do have to agree with #2 replier, i like the comebacks better.
still good though!
September 26th, 2007 at 9:48 am
WTF! these are whack!!
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:43 am
Roses are gray Violets are pink oh wow yo mama sure can think!
October 4th, 2007 at 9:51 am
yes leoni sturry park lool
place to be!!!!!
October 5th, 2007 at 9:23 am
-lol- i cried that was sooo funny!!!! =D
October 5th, 2007 at 9:36 am
your right Shelley… that was hilarious!
October 9th, 2007 at 9:28 am
haha! These are funny!
October 15th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
roses are red, violets are blue, these jokes are so dam gay too
October 20th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
HAHAHAH Those were funny
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:10 am
this is the worst thing i have ever read!!!!!!!!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:14 am
Hello there, my name’s Bertrude as you can see from my name tag! oh i am funny! well.. little boys and girls, im just reading all of these coments and i do think this is absolutly awful.You should have more respect for Yo Mummas! Actually you wouldn’t mind if I asked a quick question, would you? of course you wouldnt! Urm.. Who exsactly are Yo Mummas? Toodle Dooos!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:19 am
Yo i got a ya muma joke, u mums so stupid she fell ova the cordless telephone! av dat Bertrude!!.