Yo Mama Is So Ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they [...]


(39 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
thats sooooooooooooooooo furkin great……..
aww theyre so funny, my fsvourite one is Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. lol hahha
1st 1 was a knock out
HA HA HA HA HA so freaken funny! specially the 1st one.
they were ok jokes not the best
yo mamas teeth so yelow and she is so black when she smiles shes a pittsburg steelers helmet
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with your mom now it hurts when I pee!
They did three of them twice… Still funny though!
it was funny like ha ha ha ha funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur mamma is SO ugly she when she looks in a mirror the mirror screams
man the one about her turning madusa into stone made me laugh my a$$ off
i <3 yo mama jokes… i can’t get enough of them!!!lol