Yo Mama Is So Black
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama so black, when she puts on [...]


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yo mama is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks k=like a steelers football helmet…. ha ha ha that is a funny joke
HAHAHA this is stupendous!!!!
yo mama is so black when she puts yellow lipstick on she looks like a bumblebee…lol this is dumb…:)
MoLlY that is sooooooooooo not funny, that was dumb.
THESE JOKES ARE REALLY DUMB, BUT FUNNY.
YO MAMA SO BLACK ONE NIGHT SHE WAS WALKING DOWN STREET AND THE ONLY THING PEOPLE SEEN WEREHER TEETH(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
Yo mama so black, she has to wear white glove while
eating a tootse roll to prevent from biting her fingers
your mama is so black, lighting bugs follow her around in the daytime ahahahaha thats a funny one
Yo mama so black when she goes outside everyone yells”hey look its a black crayon” oh I like this its funny
Yo mama so black when she puts on white gloves everyone yells”kill that toosie roll”
I love this one
Yo mama so WHITE, she makes day look like NIGHT.
hey, that rhymes.
YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE A TIN CAN FULL OF OIL
YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT PEOPLE THINK SHES A PUNCHING BAG
YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT PEOPLE THINK SHES A GARBAGE BAG
LOL LOL LMAO
not too gay!
you guys make up gay jokes.
This so sad the way Blacks do each other. Black is beautiful.
yo mama teeth so yellow when she opens her mouth people start to slow down
man that joke is stupied u just need 2 do something else u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke please stop
yea ur right
yo moma so ugly when she past by her kitchen rats jumps on the table and start sreeming
fortknocker thats stupied just like u
people all yo jokes stupid
haha yo mamas so fat she ate jenny AND craig
u guys is sooooooooo stupid all yalll can say is that yo mama this yo mama that stop haten and get a life!
i know i’m entelegent huh!?and beautieful!
don’t judge cuz i am!
WOW. You dont even know how to spell intelligent. You should all shoot yourselfs in the face
Yo mama so black she fell down the stairs and left screech marks