Yo Mama Is So Black
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee. Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke. Yo mama so black, she could show up naked to a funeral. Yo mama so black, [...]
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yo mama is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks k=like a steelers football helmet…. ha ha ha that is a funny joke
HAHAHA this is stupendous!!!!
yo mama is so black when she puts yellow lipstick on she looks like a bumblebee…lol this is dumb…:)
MoLlY that is sooooooooooo not funny, that was dumb.
THESE JOKES ARE REALLY DUMB, BUT FUNNY.
YO MAMA SO BLACK ONE NIGHT SHE WAS WALKING DOWN STREET AND THE ONLY THING PEOPLE SEEN WEREHER TEETH(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
Yo mama so black, she has to wear white glove while
eating a tootse roll to prevent from biting her fingers
your mama is so black, lighting bugs follow her around in the daytime ahahahaha thats a funny one
Yo mama so black when she goes outside everyone yells”hey look its a black crayon” oh I like this its funny
Yo mama so black when she puts on white gloves everyone yells”kill that toosie roll”
I love this one
Yo mama so WHITE, she makes day look like NIGHT.
hey, that rhymes.
YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE A TIN CAN FULL OF OIL
YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT PEOPLE THINK SHES A PUNCHING BAG
YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT PEOPLE THINK SHES A GARBAGE BAG
LOL LOL LMAO
not too gay!
you guys make up gay jokes.
This so sad the way Blacks do each other. Black is beautiful.
yo mama teeth so yellow when she opens her mouth people start to slow down
man that joke is stupied u just need 2 do something else u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke please stop
yea ur right
yo moma so ugly when she past by her kitchen rats jumps on the table and start sreeming
fortknocker thats stupied just like u
people all yo jokes stupid
haha yo mamas so fat she ate jenny AND craig
u guys is sooooooooo stupid all yalll can say is that yo mama this yo mama that stop haten and get a life!
i know i’m entelegent huh!?and beautieful!
don’t judge cuz i am!
WOW. You dont even know how to spell intelligent. You should all shoot yourselfs in the face
Yo mama so black she fell down the stairs and left screech marks
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Your mamma is so black she got out the car and the oil light came on..
Yo Mama is so black, she looks purple! lol
your mamma is so black when she puts on lotion it looks like patent leather…
yo momma so old her security number is 2 yh really corny
you so black when god saw you he said let there be light
these jokes are soooooooooooooooooo funny
you momma got one toe and one knee and they call her tony
Yo mama so fat.. when she stepped on a scale it said “to be continued.. haha
yo mama so poor her family eats cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
why are black ppl so good at basketball?? cuz they run shoot and steel..
why are black ppl so tall?? cuz there Knee grows!! (negros)
Why do black guys always think about sex? cuz they have pubes on their heads
- haha i’m so funny
Yo Mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!!!
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yo momma so black chris rock made a new show about her
YOU SO BLACK YOU TURNING WHITE
yo momma so black when she went on the opera show she even made opera look like a penis head
yo mama so poor i stepped in the front door and fell out the back
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So black jokes are…appropriate?
have you haerd that story of that old lady who lives in a shoe than yo mama is so poor she lives in a flip flop
yo mama so big she make barrack obama look like a tic tac
Yo mama is so black, that they use her dirty bath water to dye bowling balls
yo mama so black when she jumped in the pool she made coffee
you need stop haten we no yo momma is all thoes thing so rain rain go away thats what all my hater say like u ha kahaka ha lol
what up hater thats all yall haterz out there and one more thing stop haten on everone mothers and hater on yours haha so i love haterz bobo so hate on me . an yall might say are she seris in yes i am so stop puting them stupid little jokes on line because your jokes are stupid and u are stupid
yo mama so black at night it looks like walking clothes