Yo Mama Is So Black
Yo mama so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.
Yo mama so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama so black, she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama so black, her ass looks like two tires.
Yo mama so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so black, she makes night look like day.
Yo mama so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.
Yo mama so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.
Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.
Yo mama so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
Yo mama so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama so black, when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
Yo mama so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets.
Yo mama so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.
Yo mama so black, if her eye's were red she'd be a beeper.
Yo mama so black, her nickname is evening.
Yo mama so black, she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo family so black, when they hold hands, it looks like a stretch limo.
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yo mama is so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks k=like a steelers football helmet…. ha ha ha that is a funny joke
HAHAHA this is stupendous!!!!
yo mama is so black when she puts yellow lipstick on she looks like a bumblebee…lol this is dumb…:)
MoLlY that is sooooooooooo not funny, that was dumb.
THESE JOKES ARE REALLY DUMB, BUT FUNNY.
YO MAMA SO BLACK ONE NIGHT SHE WAS WALKING DOWN STREET AND THE ONLY THING PEOPLE SEEN WEREHER TEETH(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
Yo mama so black, she has to wear white glove while
eating a tootse roll to prevent from biting her fingers
your mama is so black, lighting bugs follow her around in the daytime ahahahaha thats a funny one
Yo mama so black when she goes outside everyone yells”hey look its a black crayon” oh I like this its funny
Yo mama so black when she puts on white gloves everyone yells”kill that toosie roll”
I love this one
Yo mama so WHITE, she makes day look like NIGHT.
hey, that rhymes.
YO MAMA SO BLACK SHE LOOKS LIKE A TIN CAN FULL OF OIL
YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT PEOPLE THINK SHES A PUNCHING BAG
YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT PEOPLE THINK SHES A GARBAGE BAG
LOL LOL LMAO
not too gay!
you guys make up gay jokes.
This so sad the way Blacks do each other. Black is beautiful.
yo mama teeth so yellow when she opens her mouth people start to slow down
man that joke is stupied u just need 2 do something else u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke please stop
yea ur right
yo moma so ugly when she past by her kitchen rats jumps on the table and start sreeming
fortknocker thats stupied just like u
people all yo jokes stupid
haha yo mamas so fat she ate jenny AND craig
u guys is sooooooooo stupid all yalll can say is that yo mama this yo mama that stop haten and get a life!
i know i’m entelegent huh!?and beautieful!
don’t judge cuz i am!
WOW. You dont even know how to spell intelligent. You should all shoot yourselfs in the face
Yo mama so black she fell down the stairs and left screech marks
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Your mamma is so black she got out the car and the oil light came on..
Yo Mama is so black, she looks purple! lol
your mamma is so black when she puts on lotion it looks like patent leather…
yo momma so old her security number is 2 yh really corny
you so black when god saw you he said let there be light
these jokes are soooooooooooooooooo funny
you momma got one toe and one knee and they call her tony