Yo Mama Has

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her [...]

Yo Mama Has

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Yo Mama Has was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 2:05 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama So Greasy, Yo Mama So Short, Yo Mama So Bald, Yo Mama Hair So Short, Yo Mama So Hairy.

11 Comments to “Yo Mama Has”

• Nikki says:

  October 16, 2007 at 7:33 am

  cant even spell TONGUE right
• betcha by golly says:

  October 16, 2007 at 7:34 am

  nikki ayt
• nessa says:

  November 10, 2007 at 5:42 pm

  wow nikki ur soo smart
• Double Chocolat says:

  January 8, 2009 at 5:27 pm

  les blagues sont des ordures.
• Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad… | Newsami says:

  January 9, 2009 at 12:12 am

  [...] Yo Mama Has Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama… [...]
• esme says:

  February 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm

  Those jokes are funny I grew up with them!!!
• Raven says:

  May 8, 2009 at 5:59 am

  yo mama is a one legged alcoholic, the hommies around the block call her hop-scotch
• Gizmo says:

  May 8, 2009 at 6:00 am

  yo mama look like falavor flav…..that’s it!
• Funny Jokes - Humor - The Economy Is So Bad… says:

  August 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm

  [...] Yo Mama Has Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama… [...]
• laydii says:

  October 31, 2009 at 11:04 am

  yo mama has one leg and alwaysx wear ah boot dey call her Bootleg!!;; hahahah insider lolsx created by me n my sis ;;
• Bob the Builder says:

  October 31, 2009 at 11:46 pm

  Ur momma has no arms talkin about givin me a hand.