Yo Mama Has

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

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Yo Mama Has was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 2:05 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Tell Yo Mama,  Yo Mama So Old,  Yo Mama So Poor,  Yo Mama So Hairy,  Yo Mama So Short.