Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours. Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all! I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk [...]
(268 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
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ur mommas so fat when she jumped in to the ocean the whales started singing ‘we are family’
Your mom’s a whore
both of your mommas are probably ugly and fat so shut your mouths.
yo mamas so ugly she was walking do the street and everyone said dang its halloween already.
Yo mama’s so wierd shes like verizon, everywhere igo!
m8 i lick the juices from your mums upper lip
if there was a million dcks on the wall how many would u choke. if he says none that means he sucks on them if says he does both what ever he says hes gay
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your mamas so stupid she shoved batterys up her ass and said i got the power
yo mama so fat her belly button echos
yo mamma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
bigfoot+godzilla=your mom
your mums so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep crabs fresh!
you mama so ugly she went to a haunted house with a job applacation
yo mamas teeth so yellow she smiled and trafic slowed down
ur mums so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
your mums so fat that when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders has finnished lol
your mum so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastender has finnished
your mums so fat even dorah cant explore her
yo mama is so stupid a guy wanted to give her an xbox she already had one she went home got a box and wrote x on it xbox
Your Momma So Fat When She Left Her House I Didnt Want To Laugh But The Ground Was Crackin Up
Your mama is so stupid that she went to the movies and saw pg:13 so went home and got 13 of her friends.
Yo mama is so ugly that she gave her mom morning sickness AFTER she was born….
@Matt: At least my mom gets paid for it!
ur moms so fat that i stuck a quater in her mouth pushed her belly button and milk dudes fell out her ass hole
ur moms so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico farted and caused hurricaine kutrina
Yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure
Yo mama so fat she bent over and it said daylight savings time
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and started watching the couch
yo mama so fat she she stepped on the weight scale and it said to be continued…….
Thats a few of mine:) !!!!
Yo Moma So Poor When She Go To KFC She Lickin Everyone Else’s Fingers!!
yo mommma so stupis she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo momma so fat she got kicked out a hot dog eating contest for not sharing
man last time i heard dat joke i fell off my dinosour
yo mams so stupid and poor when you wanted a blackberry phone she told you to climb the blackberry tree and pull one…
yo momma so fat she donated your dumb ass to planet earth cause she can’t fit in it…
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on wieghts it says: To be continued.
Yo mama like a plank, flat and easy to lay..
yo muma is so fat she uses cheats for wii fit
Your mom is like a vacume. She sucks, she blows, and he gets laid in the closet!!
yo muma so fat, she falls out of both sides of the bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
owned biyatch!!
yo muma so stupid somewon sed dat it was chilly outside, so she ran out with a bowl and spoon!!!!;}
“Your mom goes to college.”
^I think that beats all.
yo momma like a chicken coop cocks flying in and out of her all day long.
yo momma like a bowling ball gets picked up thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can one day i asked her what she was doing she said moving
Haaaaaaaa wow I like Dee one dat said ur moms like a plank and the vacum one LOL dum nuts
your momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out.
your momma so fat she has more chins then the chines phone book.
Yo Momma so small you can see her feet in her drivers licence. Oh yeah yo mommas a boody a RIP OFF She took so long i gave her a TIP OFF
Owned
yo mama is so ulgy when she was walking down the st the kid said is it halloween
yo mama is so stupid she peed in a water bottle!
yo mama is so lonle she named she cat lonles
yo mama so fat she dont take picture she take posters
yo mama so stubit she went on a hilocopter and the man said put on a parrasuit and jump she put on a pair a shoe ad jump…
your mum is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said’I cant fix it!’
Your mum so fat that when she was into work she sat next to everybody!!
Im So fat and Stupid i used the highway as a slip and slide