Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!
I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all!
I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause [...]
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your mamas so like a hard were store 5 cents a screw
nice courtny but yet gay stupid and gay to by fagets
yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma is so ugly cuz she’s your mom
TR3A#$%^&*D SAYS UR JOKES ARE FINE BUT MINE ARE BETTER
Yo mama’s like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
yo mama so fat she gets outta da tub & little asian kids start sceamin ahhhhhhhhh GODZILLA GODZILLA!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO SEA WORLD & SHAMOO STARTED SINGIN WE ARE FAMILY … EVEN IF YA FATTA THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE WENT TO A DOG SHOW & THE USHER ASKED HER WERE HER OWNER WAS
yo mama so ulgy she hung herself
only some of them r funny the rest r just gay
any body wanna go out with me me 14 male cool loves skating
ur mamma so fat that wen she fell i didn’t wanna laugh or anything but the floor cracked up
Yo mama so fat that if she ever joined a football team, she’d be the field!
your moms punani juice stinks so bad that skunks wear her punani juices as a perfume.
Yo Momma is so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world
Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator.
thats my fav……your mamas so fat she put on her yellow rain coat and a lady yelled “HEY TAXI” thats my other fav…lol
yo mama is so old he brest ilk like powder!
stupid
these comments are like george bush..old,dumb and the only person that laughs is the one telling the joke
Yo Mama so short she models 4 trophys!
these moma jokes are the bomb baby
Yo mama so fat i had to take 2 trains a bus n a taxi just 2 get on her good side!!
Yo mama so fat she uses the equater as a belt!
Yo mama so fat she fell in grand canyon n got stuck!!
Yo mama so fat i rolled over 2wice n burnt my ass on the lightbulb!!
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window n got arrested for mooning!!
Yo mama so ugly her mum n dad had to tie a pork chop round her neck just so the dog would play with her!!
Yo mama so dumb she tried bunjee jumping off a pavement!!
Yo mama so dumb she chased a parked car, then got knocked over by it!!!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a toilet n pissed herself!!
Yo mama so dumb i gave her a penny, she asked for change!!
Yo mama so dumb and dislexic that she sold her soul to santa!!!!
Peace.
this is very cool and thight they are beter than fried chiken
I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man.
That one made me laugh out loud
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Haha,
your mama’s so stupid, she asked for my phone and said “ooh look a razor!”
your mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford a cardboard box.
yo mama’s so fat her nickname is rock n roll!!!
yo mama is so smelly even the dogs wont smell her
yo mama so dumb she thought dabate is what you use to catch da fish
yo mama is so ugly, she asked a man out and he said, “sorry, i dont date dudes.”
yo mama’s so dumb i asked for change for a twenty and she gave me a 20.
yo mama’s so tiny she hangglided off dorito
yo mama is so fat you can slap her butt and ride the waves.
yo mamma so short she got to look up to tie her shoe
that stuff make me horney
your mom is like a peice of wood, so easy to nail
your mom is like a christmas tree everyone hangs there balls on her
ur mama is so fat that she is fat
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Yo Mama so stupid when she got to the sidewalk she started walkin sideways
Yo Mama so obedient that even time somebody says SH*T she starts shitting in her pants!
Yo Mama so twisted that her butt is on backwards
When Yo Mama was in grade school her lips was so ashy that the teachers thought she was eating chalk
Your momma’s so fat her school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma said the best bit of you ran around her ass!
p.s. What did the constipated mathmatician do? he worked it out with a pencil.
yo mamma so stupid she bought a glass door with a peek hole !!! lolz ! i <3 Eoghan Quigg !!!!!!!!!! ily xoxoxoxox
yo moms like a shotgun 1 cock and shell blow
yoo thats a good n fresh 1 but not as fresh as your virgin mama lol
Your mama is so stupid whe she saw the school bus go by she yelled “TWINKIE”. LOL that was lame whatever.
I Like your Moms booty but im not gay
ur mommas so poor the ducks throw bread at her
yo mommas so poor, she cant even pay attention
yo mamma so ugly she made a blinde kid cry.
yo mamma so poor i picked up a skate bored she said put down my car.
yo mamma’s cooking is so horrible that when her son steped on a cockroach she said now what are we going to do for dinner.
yo mamma so bald she had to use rice to roll her hair.
yo mamma is so bald that her hair is unbewiveble.
yo mamma so fat she had to get baptiesed in seaworld.
yo so fat when she sat on the tolit she had to look at a map to find her butthole.
yo mamma so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and a old lady said TAXI!!!
Can i just say that we do have our own website like yo mamma.yes please stop begging.yeah.bye butthead.
and we ment unbeweavable.
who ever put beyonce down on here did you know that yo mamma’s legs are so ashy that she walked in the church and the pastor said i love your stockings.nobody talks about B-E-Y-O-N-C-E YOU GET THAT BEYONCE.WORD AND RESPECT.
yo mama is so fat when she jumped off a plane every body looked up and said “ECLIPSE”