Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours. Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all! I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk [...]

(270 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)
love em da best out of all of them so far i havent read them all yet nice lovit keep up da good work
yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
this is good but mostly for guys! not girls
Yo mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!!
Yo momma so ugly when mike tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier
yomama is so gay that michael jackson was her childhood hero muthafucka! some of them were good especially the one bout the condom.
Penetration!
i like the one that goes
i shouldnt really talk about yo momma. i dont even know the man. lol
there all good, i like the one that says ”Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear.” lmao, its soo funny
yo moma so fat when she trip over walmart she landed on target
yo mama so gay she had sex with aaron
yo mamma so fat she sat down and and earthquake happened
yo mamma so hot she is hotter
yo mamma is so sexy she made out with ME
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
At least i have a mom you have 2 dads and a chemistry set
yo momma is so fat when she wears a green shirt people in japan scream godzilla
Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered an ugly contest the judges turned her away and said ” Sorry, no professionals!”
yo peeps
Some 1 write back
any 1
hi i love nathen Lamb
Luv u 2 Pam
c u at lunch ya
how sweat
why aint u writin back
coz im 2 Busi 2 talk 2 u
bobs ur uncle
Ye dave
i ave Dumbo ears
good 4 u
u k lambie bby x
i av a fat bel;ly with my flab dragging along behient me
is that coral
U ALRITE PAM WE NEED 2 TALK
ooooooooooooooo
y x
i like some 1 eles
Well sorry pam
Looks like its over u can do better den me any way
and no matter wot in my hart i will always luv u
That so out of order
shut ur moth tasha!
Fuk u
Fat cow
tasha i want to talk to you plz write back
omfg this is not a chat room TASHA & LAMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo yo yo here we go here we go
ello tasha bbz
xx
yo0o0o0o00o0o0 wats up ppl
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