Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.
Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!
I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all!
I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man.
Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama!
If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper.
If I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off Yo mama's chin.
Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd wipe off your chin.
Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again!
Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours!
Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard.
Man, I ain't even gonna talk about yo daddy 'cause I know him. He's got a human body but a dog's behind... and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga'.
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
Man, that snap was staler than yo breath.
Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom.
That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night.
Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma's kick-start vibrator.
Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama's underwear.
Speakin' of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from.
Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you're a liar!
(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.
What'd You Think?
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ur moms teeth are so yellow she put the sun out of buisiness
yo moma so fat if she was an airplane she would be an jumbo jet
yo moma so fat when she sat on an nintendo gamecube it turn into an nintendo gameboy
your mamas so fat she had to use a boomerang for a belt buckle ..your mam so fat she had to use the world got a belt buckle …your mama so ghetto when she brest feed collaide comes out .. your mamms so fat her pinky toe caused the floods .. your mammas so fat when she whers here X coat a helicopter trys to land on her!! ahaha
hahah ommmggg you ppll crack mee upp!!
your momma so stupid she stuck a telephone up her ass and said she was making a booty call…. your momma so fat she ask the clerk for a texas size waterbed and he told her throw a blaket over the ocean…. your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale swam up beside her and said we are family even though you bigger than me. lol:)
yeah…well…YO’ MOMMA’S TITTIES!
got a comeback for that?
haha
your mumma is so hairy, when they filmed gorillas in the mist….. all they could see was her
your mummas so fat when she had sex she burnt her ass on the light bulb
Yo mama’s so fat that when she wears heals she digs for oil… Yo mama’s so ugly that she makes road kill look good… Picture this, Yo mama is lieing downon the beach with her tan lines and her fat lobs hanging over her swim wear, then all of a sudden the lifeguard turns around and shouts “BEACHED WHALE”!
Yo mama’s so fat that scouts can camp out underneah her pits
yo mama’s so old i told her to act her age and she died… Yo mama is so old jesus is in her yearbook
Yo mama teeth so yellow, she drank from glass of water and turned it to lemonade !
Yo mamma’s p**** is so hairy, that when her first child was born, it died of rugburn! …………….. Your mum’s like a hoover, she blows, she sucks, and gets laid in the closet! Hahahahahahahaha!
Lol!! Love your jokes! Will defo use these on the boys who think there hard at my skool. <3<3<3<3
yo mam is like a lap even kids can turn her on.
yo mam like a town bike everbody get one ride
Yo moma so stupid she jumped off a boat and missed the water lolxxz <3
yo mama jumped in the sea and stinked the whole living things there to death including the whales…he hehehehehe
your momma is so weak two cocks she blows(pwned!!)
yo mama so stupid she tryed to throw a bird off a cliff
yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to get her hair cut the stylist says ima beautician not a magician
Yo mama is like a boomerang.You can f*** her chuck her dump her but she still comes back for more