Yo Mama Comebacks


Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. 

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! 

I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all! 

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man. 

Hey keep my mom out of this and I’ll keep this out of Yo mama! 

If I wanted any lip from you I’d jiggle my zipper. 

If I wanted a comeback, I’d just wipe it off Yo mama’s chin. 

Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin. 

Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! 

Hey I don’t have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! 

Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama ’cause she’s a real saint… a Saint Bernard. 

Man, I ain’t even gonna talk about yo daddy ’cause I know him. He’s got a human body but a dog’s behind… and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga’. 

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin’ knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that’s what my balls were doing on Yo Mama’s chin last night. 

Man, that snap was staler than yo breath. 

Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom. 

That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night. 

Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator. 

Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear. 

Speakin’ of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from. 

Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you’re a liar! 

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.

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105 Responses to “Yo Mama Comebacks”

  1. TrIcEyFbaBy Says:

    love em da best out of all of them so far i havent read them all yet nice lovit keep up da good work

  2. Joel Says:

    yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

  3. ali Says:

    this is good but mostly for guys! not girls

  4. Richie Rich Says:

    Yo mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!!

  5. goodddd Says:

    Yo momma so ugly when mike tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier

  6. Kiss MY aSS bitch Says:

    yomama is so gay that michael jackson was her childhood hero muthafucka! some of them were good especially the one bout the condom.

  7. Steve Says:

    Penetration!

  8. adjflsajflsafjsalfjls Says:

    i like the one that goes

    i shouldnt really talk about yo momma. i dont even know the man. lol

  9. hannah Says:

    there all good, i like the one that says ”Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear.” lmao, its soo funny

  10. stupidjoke Says:

    yo moma so fat when she trip over walmart she landed on target

  11. Tim Says:

    yo mama so gay she had sex with aaron

  12. Tim Says:

    yo mamma so fat she sat down and and earthquake happened

  13. timothy Says:

    yo mamma so hot she is hotter

  14. timothy Says:

    yo mamma is so sexy she made out with ME

  15. timothy Says:

    Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
    A: So she could use it as a mirror.

  16. agodzilla Says:

    At least i have a mom you have 2 dads and a chemistry set

  17. dennis Says:

    yo momma is so fat when she wears a green shirt people in japan scream godzilla

  18. john Miers Says:

    Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered an ugly contest the judges turned her away and said ” Sorry, no professionals!”

  19. TASHA Says:

    yo peeps

  20. TASHA Says:

    Some 1 write back

  21. TASHA Says:

    any 1

  22. pam.L Says:

    hi i love nathen Lamb

  23. Lambie Says:

    Luv u 2 Pam

  24. Lambie Says:

    c u at lunch ya

  25. Tasha Says:

    how sweat

  26. Lambie Says:

    why aint u writin back

  27. Pam Says:

    coz im 2 Busi 2 talk 2 u

  28. !! mary had a little lamb !! Says:

    bobs ur uncle

  29. Tasha Says:

    Ye dave

  30. Amy M Says:

    i ave Dumbo ears

  31. tasha Says:

    good 4 u

  32. pop Says:

    u k lambie bby x

  33. !! humty dumty !! Says:

    i av a fat bel;ly with my flab dragging along behient me

  34. Tasha Says:

    is that coral

  35. Lambie Says:

    U ALRITE PAM WE NEED 2 TALK

  36. Tasha Says:

    ooooooooooooooo

  37. pop Says:

    y x

  38. Lambie Says:

    i like some 1 eles

  39. Lambie Says:

    Well sorry pam

  40. Lambie Says:

    Looks like its over u can do better den me any way

  41. Lambie Says:

    and no matter wot in my hart i will always luv u :D

  42. Tahsa Says:

    That so out of order

  43. Lambie Says:

    shut ur moth tasha!

  44. Tahsa Says:

    Fuk u

  45. Lambie Says:

    Fat cow

  46. FATASS Says:

    tasha i want to talk to you plz write back

  47. nessa Says:

    omfg this is not a chat room TASHA & LAMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Tasha Says:

    yo yo yo here we go here we go

  49. B3CKI Says:

    ello tasha bbz :)
    xx

  50. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    yo0o0o0o00o0o0 wats up ppl
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  51. Tasha Says:

    Ha Bec

  52. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    yo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o wats up
    ppl woodchucks in da house

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  53. George Says:

    Luv u bec

  54. Tasha Says:

    Hi

  55. George Says:

    Becky will you go out with me.

  56. B3CKI Says:

    ello dudes u all kk ?

    :):)

    btw i knw its not george !

    x

  57. Tasha Says:

    oo bec

  58. George Says:

    AND YA IT IS GEORGE LUV U BECKY C U IN THE LOO’S I DONT HAVE ANY COMDOMS AVE U.

  59. Tasha Says:

    ooooo bec

  60. Tasha Says:

    ooooooooooo la la

  61. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    Woodchuck is de best beta Dan all de rest
    Da gel next 2 me really stinks
    Maybe I shud spray sum lynx
    2 us she looks like a freak
    And is a bit of a geek
    She thinks she is real hard
    But all she is is a tub of lard!!

    Boooooooooooooooooooo!!

    only jokin tash!!!
    love ya bbe’s x x x x mwah x x x x

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  62. B3CKI Says:

    btw i way i aint stupid i knw it aint george ~!!!!

  63. B3CKI Says:

    i aint stupid i knw it aint george !!!!

  64. yo yo Says:

    yo

  65. George Says:

    Well u are stupid i Lvu Becky

  66. david Says:

    i fancy mr priest he has a nice oiled willy i like to put it in my mouth

  67. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

  68. B3CKI Says:

    well get in there !!!!

    wat eva (george)!

  69. George Says:

    Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo

  70. becky Says:

    shutup!!!! i hate dis whole class!!!

  71. B3CKI Says:

    i want to mate with a camel

  72. Tasha Says:

    Yo

  73. B3CKI Says:

    wat eva i didnt say dat !!!

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  75. George Says:

    i luv every 1 and every think

  76. matt down Says:

    i want to suck tasha’s cock while taking casey’s up the ass

  77. B3CKI Says:

    ewww matt !!!!!!!!!!!!

  78. SCOTT Says:

    I LIKE GIRLS WITH HAIRY TOES AND DER NICE 2 SUCK ON yE bOI

  79. coz Says:

    thats gross

  80. Phil Says:

    so do i

  81. B3CKI Says:

    can u keep wat u do at the weekends private please!!!!

  82. tasha Says:

    i hav the bigest crush on mark tastard and i wanna bum rape him down the bushes

    mark i love u so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  83. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    sicko!!!

  84. Coz Says:

    ive got hairy toes

  85. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    i want to suck tasha’s fat hairy stumpy chode

  86. B3CKI Says:

    wateva lyke tasha said dat !!!!

  87. x x C@$£Y x x Says:

    wanker!

  88. kc Says:

    i want a threesome wiv tasha and george

    luv u 2 so much

  89. Mr Mews Says:

    If i come around the classroom and catch you on this, i will take your names and give them to Mr Kanavas. You will then be in deep trouble. A bad news slip will follow.

  90. Coz Says:

    I Have more rolls den asda

  91. kc Says:

    woteva

    i still love u george

    lets hav sex

  92. B3CKI Says:

    dat aint kc do b serious !!!!

  93. coz Says:

    i think i can sing 2

  94. B3CKI Says:

    do b serious dat aint kc !!!

  95. coz Says:

    GIVE ME A BEEF SANDWITCH NOW!!!!!!

  96. B3CKI Says:

    wateva flotas your boat !!!!

  97. B3CKI Says:

    hey any body there im at home sick and bored !!!
    xx

  98. FATASS Says:

    hi tasha

  99. courtney Says:
  100. susie Says:

    yo moma so poor that whem she walks in the front door she walkin out the back!!!!!

  101. jake Says:

    your mamas so like a hard were store 5 cents a screw

  102. haden Says:

    nice courtny but yet gay stupid and gay to by fagets

  103. cole Says:

    yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

  104. yo momma Says:

    Yo momma is so ugly cuz she’s your mom

  105. TR3A#$%^&*D Says:

    TR3A#$%^&*D SAYS UR JOKES ARE FINE BUT MINE ARE BETTER

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