Yo Mama Comebacks

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. 

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! 

I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all! 

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man. 

Hey keep my mom out of this and I’ll keep this out of Yo mama! 

If I wanted any lip from you I’d jiggle my zipper. 

If I wanted a comeback, I’d just wipe it off Yo mama’s chin. 

Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin. 

Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! 

Hey I don’t have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! 

Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama ’cause she’s a real saint… a Saint Bernard. 

Man, I ain’t even gonna talk about yo daddy ’cause I know him. He’s got a human body but a dog’s behind… and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga’. 

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin’ knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that’s what my balls were doing on Yo Mama’s chin last night. 

Man, that snap was staler than yo breath. 

Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom. 

That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night. 

Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator. 

Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear. 

Speakin’ of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from. 

Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you’re a liar! 

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.

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105 Responses to “Yo Mama Comebacks”

1. TrIcEyFbaBy Says:
   July 20th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

   love em da best out of all of them so far i havent read them all yet nice lovit keep up da good work

2. Joel Says:
   August 6th, 2007 at 8:52 am

   yo mamma is so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

3. ali Says:
   August 10th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

   this is good but mostly for guys! not girls

4. Richie Rich Says:
   August 16th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

   Yo mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!!

5. goodddd Says:
   August 30th, 2007 at 1:34 am

   Yo momma so ugly when mike tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier

6. Kiss MY aSS bitch Says:
   September 7th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

   yomama is so gay that michael jackson was her childhood hero muthafucka! some of them were good especially the one bout the condom.

7. Steve Says:
   September 21st, 2007 at 2:53 am

   Penetration!

8. adjflsajflsafjsalfjls Says:
   September 24th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

   i like the one that goes

   i shouldnt really talk about yo momma. i dont even know the man. lol

9. hannah Says:
   October 6th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

   there all good, i like the one that says ”Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear.” lmao, its soo funny

10. stupidjoke Says:
    October 15th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    yo moma so fat when she trip over walmart she landed on target

11. Tim Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    yo mama so gay she had sex with aaron

12. Tim Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    yo mamma so fat she sat down and and earthquake happened

13. timothy Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    yo mamma so hot she is hotter

14. timothy Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    yo mamma is so sexy she made out with ME

15. timothy Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
    A: So she could use it as a mirror.

16. agodzilla Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 1:38 am

    At least i have a mom you have 2 dads and a chemistry set

17. dennis Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    yo momma is so fat when she wears a green shirt people in japan scream godzilla

18. john Miers Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Yo mama so ugly, that when she entered an ugly contest the judges turned her away and said ” Sorry, no professionals!”

19. TASHA Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 4:48 am

    yo peeps

20. TASHA Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:04 am

    Some 1 write back

21. TASHA Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:05 am

    any 1

22. pam.L Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:06 am

    hi i love nathen Lamb

23. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:07 am

    Luv u 2 Pam

24. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:08 am

    c u at lunch ya

25. Tasha Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:08 am

    how sweat

26. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:12 am

    why aint u writin back

27. Pam Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:13 am

    coz im 2 Busi 2 talk 2 u

28. !! mary had a little lamb !! Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:15 am

    bobs ur uncle

29. Tasha Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:18 am

    Ye dave

30. Amy M Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:19 am

    i ave Dumbo ears

31. tasha Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:20 am

    good 4 u

32. pop Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:22 am

    u k lambie bby x

33. !! humty dumty !! Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:25 am

    i av a fat bel;ly with my flab dragging along behient me

34. Tasha Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:27 am

    is that coral

35. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:31 am

    U ALRITE PAM WE NEED 2 TALK

36. Tasha Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:31 am

    ooooooooooooooo

37. pop Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:32 am

    y x

38. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    i like some 1 eles

39. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:36 am

    Well sorry pam

40. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:36 am

    Looks like its over u can do better den me any way

41. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:37 am

    and no matter wot in my hart i will always luv u

42. Tahsa Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:39 am

    That so out of order

43. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:40 am

    shut ur moth tasha!

44. Tahsa Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:41 am

    Fuk u

45. Lambie Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 5:42 am

    Fat cow

46. FATASS Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    tasha i want to talk to you plz write back

47. nessa Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    omfg this is not a chat room TASHA & LAMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

48. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:51 am

    yo yo yo here we go here we go

49. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:54 am

    ello tasha bbz
    xx

50. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:56 am

    yo0o0o0o00o0o0 wats up ppl
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51. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:56 am

    Ha Bec

52. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:57 am

    yo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o wats up
    ppl woodchucks in da house

    x x x x x x
    x x x x x x

53. George Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 4:58 am

    Luv u bec

54. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:01 am

    Hi

55. George Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:06 am

    Becky will you go out with me.

56. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:07 am

    ello dudes u all kk ?

    :):)

    btw i knw its not george !

    x

57. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:10 am

    oo bec

58. George Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:13 am

    AND YA IT IS GEORGE LUV U BECKY C U IN THE LOO’S I DONT HAVE ANY COMDOMS AVE U.

59. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:15 am

    ooooo bec

60. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:15 am

    ooooooooooo la la

61. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:16 am

    Woodchuck is de best beta Dan all de rest
    Da gel next 2 me really stinks
    Maybe I shud spray sum lynx
    2 us she looks like a freak
    And is a bit of a geek
    She thinks she is real hard
    But all she is is a tub of lard!!

    Boooooooooooooooooooo!!

    only jokin tash!!!
    love ya bbe’s x x x x mwah x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x

    x x x x x x x x x x x x x

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62. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:18 am

    btw i way i aint stupid i knw it aint george ~!!!!

63. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:19 am

    i aint stupid i knw it aint george !!!!

64. yo yo Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:20 am

    yo

65. George Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:20 am

    Well u are stupid i Lvu Becky

66. david Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:21 am

    i fancy mr priest he has a nice oiled willy i like to put it in my mouth

67. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:22 am

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

68. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:22 am

    well get in there !!!!

    wat eva (george)!

69. George Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:23 am

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70. becky Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:23 am

    shutup!!!! i hate dis whole class!!!

71. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:24 am

    i want to mate with a camel

72. Tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:25 am

    Yo

73. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:25 am

    wat eva i didnt say dat !!!

74. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:26 am

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75. George Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:26 am

    i luv every 1 and every think

76. matt down Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:27 am

    i want to suck tasha’s cock while taking casey’s up the ass

77. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:29 am

    ewww matt !!!!!!!!!!!!

78. SCOTT Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:30 am

    I LIKE GIRLS WITH HAIRY TOES AND DER NICE 2 SUCK ON yE bOI

79. coz Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:30 am

    thats gross

80. Phil Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:31 am

    so do i

81. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:32 am

    can u keep wat u do at the weekends private please!!!!

82. tasha Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    i hav the bigest crush on mark tastard and i wanna bum rape him down the bushes

    mark i love u so much xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

83. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    sicko!!!

84. Coz Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    ive got hairy toes

85. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:33 am

    i want to suck tasha’s fat hairy stumpy chode

86. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:34 am

    wateva lyke tasha said dat !!!!

87. x x C@$£Y x x Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:35 am

    wanker!

88. kc Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am

    i want a threesome wiv tasha and george

    luv u 2 so much

89. Mr Mews Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am

    If i come around the classroom and catch you on this, i will take your names and give them to Mr Kanavas. You will then be in deep trouble. A bad news slip will follow.

90. Coz Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:37 am

    I Have more rolls den asda

91. kc Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:38 am

    woteva

    i still love u george

    lets hav sex

92. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:39 am

    dat aint kc do b serious !!!!

93. coz Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:40 am

    i think i can sing 2

94. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:40 am

    do b serious dat aint kc !!!

95. coz Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:40 am

    GIVE ME A BEEF SANDWITCH NOW!!!!!!

96. B3CKI Says:
    November 12th, 2007 at 5:41 am

    wateva flotas your boat !!!!

97. B3CKI Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 8:16 am

    hey any body there im at home sick and bored !!!
    xx

98. FATASS Says:
    November 13th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    hi tasha

99. courtney Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
100. susie Says:
     November 16th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

     yo moma so poor that whem she walks in the front door she walkin out the back!!!!!

101. jake Says:
     November 20th, 2007 at 10:07 pm

     your mamas so like a hard were store 5 cents a screw

102. haden Says:
     December 10th, 2007 at 11:00 pm

     nice courtny but yet gay stupid and gay to by fagets

103. cole Says:
     December 13th, 2007 at 7:19 pm

     yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

104. yo momma Says:
     January 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

     Yo momma is so ugly cuz she’s your mom

105. TR3A#$%^&*D Says:
     January 24th, 2008 at 5:01 am

     TR3A#$%^&*D SAYS UR JOKES ARE FINE BUT MINE ARE BETTER

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