Yo Mama Comebacks

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. 

Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. 

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! 

I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all! 

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man. 

Hey keep my mom out of this and I’ll keep this out of Yo mama! 

If I wanted any lip from you I’d jiggle my zipper. 

If I wanted a comeback, I’d just wipe it off Yo mama’s chin. 

Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin. 

Nice comeback muthafucka, you can scrape that off Yo chin and use it again! 

Hey I don’t have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! 

Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama ’cause she’s a real saint… a Saint Bernard. 

Man, I ain’t even gonna talk about yo daddy ’cause I know him. He’s got a human body but a dog’s behind… and around the way we call him a bitch ass nigga’. 

Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin’ knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that’s what my balls were doing on Yo Mama’s chin last night. 

Man, that snap was staler than yo breath. 

Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom. 

That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night. 

Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma’s kick-start vibrator. 

Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama’s underwear. 

Speakin’ of Yo mama, when I was doing her doggy style last night, I realized which side of the family you get your looks from. 

Speak where I fucked you last night, you fart you’re a liar! 

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama.


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