Comments on: Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad… http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:45:12 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Bob the Builder http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23913 Bob the Builder Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:16:20 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23913 Ur momma is so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumpoin. Ur momma is so fat she went to the beach wearin basketball shorts and they looked like daisy dukes. Ur momma is so nasty she did a split and got stuck to the floor. Ur momma is so hairy her armpits look like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. Ur momma is so hairy she can braid her knuckles. Ur momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed. Ur momma is so old she's got Adam and Eve's original autograph. :) hope ya'll like them. Ur momma is so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumpoin.
Ur momma is so fat she went to the beach wearin basketball shorts and they looked like daisy dukes.
Ur momma is so nasty she did a split and got stuck to the floor.
Ur momma is so hairy her armpits look like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Ur momma is so hairy she can braid her knuckles.
Ur momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.
Ur momma is so old she’s got Adam and Eve’s original autograph. :) hope ya’ll like them.

]]> By: someone http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23743 someone Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:52:10 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23743 THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE OCEAN THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE OCEAN

]]> By: someone http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23742 someone Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:50:24 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23742 YO MAMA IS SOO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE HOTEL &SAID GIMMY A WATER BED SO THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE!!!!!!!:) YO MAMA IS SOO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE HOTEL &SAID GIMMY A WATER BED SO THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE!!!!!!!:)

]]> By: Kaleb http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23615 Kaleb Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:19:26 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23615 Every singal one of those sucked. Every singal one of those sucked.

]]> By: cheesy http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23473 cheesy Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:58:16 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23473 1. Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her! 2.Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot. 3.Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator! 4.Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won't even wave at her. 5.Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!! 6.Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF 7.Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas. 8.Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice. 9.Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!" 10.I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her butt sticking out 11.Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops 12. Your mom is so fat her picture fell down 13.Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes. 14.Your mom is so stupid she tried to climbed over 50 walls. when she climbed over the 47th wall, she got tired, and climbed back 15.Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study 1. Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!

2.Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.

3.Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!

4.Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.

5.Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!

6.Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF

7.Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.

8.Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.

9.Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her “Hey, did you lose a shoe?”. She said “No, I found one!”

10.I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her butt sticking out

11.Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops

12.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down

13.Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.

14.Your mom is so stupid she tried to climbed over 50 walls. when she climbed over the 47th wall, she got tired, and climbed back

15.Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

]]> By: Gabby http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23470 Gabby Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:35:23 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23470 your mamma is so fat that when she weighed her self on the scail it read, you need to lose some weight! and it broke because she weighed so mutch. your mamma is so fat that when she weighed her self on the scail it read, you need to lose some weight! and it broke because she weighed so mutch.

]]> By: Gabby http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23468 Gabby Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:29:57 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23468 your mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toylet, it sang, a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me. your mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toylet, it sang, a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me.

]]> By: alex http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-23191 alex Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:14:09 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-23191 yo momma so fat that when she fell i didnt laugh but the ground was cracking up xD yo momma so fat that when she fell i didnt laugh but the ground was cracking up xD

]]> By: cool http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-22702 cool Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:26:20 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-22702 your mama is so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 5 minutes of my show.... your mama is so fat when she walked on the road i tried to swerve her and i ran out of gas... LOL your mama is so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 5 minutes of my show….
your mama is so fat when she walked on the road i tried to swerve her and i ran out of gas…
LOL

]]> By: tom http://www.funnyandjokes.com/yo-mama-breath-so-bad.html/comment-page-2#comment-21596 tom Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:06:49 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/?p=1436#comment-21596 Yo momma is so ugly ... Well ... Just look at you! Yo momma is so ugly … Well … Just look at you!

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