Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style. Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way. Yo mama's [...]
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WOW!!!!!!!! DIS IS SAD I ACTUALLY HAV TO TELL YA HOW TO RIB ON YO MOMMA JOKES.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I HAVE TO ROLL OVER HER TWICE TO GET OFF.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT DURING SEX I BURNED MY ASS ON THE LIGHTBULB.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I RAN AROUND HER TWICE AND GOT LOST.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS SHE HAD TO GIVE DIRECTIONS.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE BROKE HER LEG, GRAVY DRIPPED OUT.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES A TURKEY.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL RED, SOMEONE YELLED OUT KOOL-AID!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL YELLOW,SOMEONE YELLED OUT TAXI!
I WOULD TELL YA MORE BUT YO MOMMA JUS COULDNT TAKE IT.
yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!
Yo Momma is so fat you have to look at her twice to see her once…
Yo mama breath so bad that when people talk to her they wear a gas mask
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Yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper
The last two kind of suck. ^^;;
yo mama so dirty the U.S. army wants to use her bathwater as a biological weapon!
Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairwell to heaven
Yo mama so fat she has to use semi’s as rollerskates
Yo mama so blonde she had a tampon behind her ear and couldn’t find her pencil!
yo mama so fat she make a brick go broke
yo mama so fat she make chris brown sinq”ooh baby im sorry about your weight the last time i saw 90210 it was as your weight.”
your mama so ugly she dont need 2 sinq juss to make a glass break hahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha l8er peeopless
Your mama’s sooo short she made a suicidal(spelling???) jump off a curb
Y0ur mamma breath s0 bad it makes the sewer smell g0od. Y0 when she sat 0n the s0fa her ass sw0ll0w it. Y0 mama s0 when she wanted a water bed they threw a blanket in pacific 0cean. Y0 mama s0 fat the first w0rd she can say is 0ink. Y0ur mama s0 that shes fat!
Lol i ment y0 mama s0 fat when she sat 0n the s0fa her ass sw0ll0w it. I mest up 0n that 0ne lol i am mexican :p
Man i screw up i was f0rgeting t0 say (y0 mama s0 fat) but ya kn0w what i ment hehe
yo momma is so fat that i tapped her ankel and caught the first wave in
i would buy yur mom a drink but i would bo jellous of the straw
yo mama so old i saw her kicking a can down the street i said what u doin she said movin
Yo mama is so fat that when she bent down she started to roll.
yo momma so fat she went to buy a car and they said they didnt make king size
yo moma so fat she make free willy look like a tic tac
yo moma so nasty she bring crabs to the ocean
yo moma soooooo fat she bleeds gravey
yo mama sooooo ugly that madea knees look better than her face
Yo mamais sooo old her birth certificate says EXPIRED
u people r sick wat do u mean ur mum dont u have a mum u make me wanna slap u get a life dont u have anything better to do. dont forget that your mums the 1 who gave u birt and brought u 2 dis world u should be thankful not hurtful
fankz 2 dah last 1 atleezt sum peepzZ got sum commun senze unlyk sum peepz i feel ashamd 4 yah parents u dnt hav respect 4 thoze hoo gav birt 2 yuh memba if dey neva wer wud u b ryt now NO WER
jus fink b4 u sai finkz awytex
buh i lyk sum of deez cuz der funni am poppin on dah uddah end of dah screen yew peepz r FUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dude. learn how to spell. like that “AliiYaHh -X- Beibeeh” chick. jesus christ.
this is f****ing jokes ppl
d***, u ppl just cant take a joke. i respect my mum and i still be sayin’ yo mama jokes………….. back to the jokes
yo mama’s teeth r so yellow i need sunglasses when she smiles
yo mama so dumb that she tried to put m&m’s into alphabetical(spelling???) order
yo mama so big thata when she sits around the house she aits AROUND it.
your mom is so fat when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY!
your mom is like spolid milk white and chunky
yo momma soo fat she tried to bungie jump and fell straight into hell…….
Most of all ur jokes’re funny,only that we’re making fun of our mothers.
we are not making fun of our mothers, if we were making fun of our mothers, we would be sayind: “my mother is…” not “yo mother is…”.
so get over it.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS. was my favourite
yo momma so fat that when she jumped into a monster truck it looked like a low rider
YA MOMMAS BRERATH IS SO BAD THAT HER TEETH AND BEGGING FOR FRESH AIR
YOU MOOMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE CLOTHING STORE TO BUY CLOTHES THEY KICKED HER OUT AND TOLD HER THEY COULD HELP HER
YA MOMMA SO FAT THE SHE HAS TO GET INTO HER CAR SIDE WAYS
\ YA MOMMA BREATH IS SO BAD THE HER LIPS HAVE BEGUN TO MELT
yo mama’s tits are so old that when she runs she turn around to see who’s clapping
yo mommas breath is so bad her lips have skid marks
yo mommas breath is so bad you aint black she just breathes on you alot
yo mamas breath is so bad that when she stop breathin her teeth will have a rave party cuz the stank is gone
yo mamas so fat that when one of my friends tried to drive around her, they couldnt stop! theyre still going. i think theyre past antarctica by now.
XD
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc 123 yo fat ass i suficating me
what up skyler
yo mama so ugly she went in to a haunted house and came out with a pay check!!!!!
haha funny seth
ik the ipad is so gay
f*%k you
GsklerAmoneY says:
November 30, 2010 at 9:44 am
f*%k you
remove
he likes men
the podcast is so gay