Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…

I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.

  • Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
  • Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
  • Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
  • Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
  • Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama’s breath is so bad… jokes.  Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.

What'd You Think?

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (478 votes, average: 2.98 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...

171 Comments to “Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…”

Post a reply to to “Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…”

NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.

Since spambots sometimes comment on jokes, please follow the instructions and answer in the box below: