Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.
- Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
- Yo mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
- Yo mama's breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
- Yo mama's breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
- Yo mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama's breath is so bad... jokes. Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.
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WOW!!!!!!!! DIS IS SAD I ACTUALLY HAV TO TELL YA HOW TO RIB ON YO MOMMA JOKES.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I HAVE TO ROLL OVER HER TWICE TO GET OFF.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT DURING SEX I BURNED MY ASS ON THE LIGHTBULB.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT I RAN AROUND HER TWICE AND GOT LOST.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS SHE HAD TO GIVE DIRECTIONS.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE BROKE HER LEG, GRAVY DRIPPED OUT.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT AFTER SEX SHE SMOKES A TURKEY.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS.
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL RED, SOMEONE YELLED OUT KOOL-AID!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE ALL YELLOW,SOMEONE YELLED OUT TAXI!
I WOULD TELL YA MORE BUT YO MOMMA JUS COULDNT TAKE IT.
yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!
Yo Momma is so fat you have to look at her twice to see her once…
Yo mama breath so bad that when people talk to her they wear a gas mask
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Yo momma is so old that she was a waitress at the last supper
The last two kind of suck. ^^;;
yo mama so dirty the U.S. army wants to use her bathwater as a biological weapon!
Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairwell to heaven
Yo mama so fat she has to use semi’s as rollerskates
Yo mama so blonde she had a tampon behind her ear and couldn’t find her pencil!
yo mama so fat she make a brick go broke
yo mama so fat she make chris brown sinq”ooh baby im sorry about your weight the last time i saw 90210 it was as your weight.”
your mama so ugly she dont need 2 sinq juss to make a glass break hahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha l8er peeopless
Your mama’s sooo short she made a suicidal(spelling???) jump off a curb