Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I’m sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world’s best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you’d think it’d be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into “Yo Mama” style.
- Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way.
- Yo mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
- Yo mama’s breath is so stank, when she talks her lips go numb.
- Yo mama’s breath is sooo bad, she made Close Up back up.
- Yo mama’s breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
F&J really needs your help here, please post you favorite yo mama’s breath is so bad… jokes. Today we sucketh, this is honestly all we could come up with.
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Nah!!!! these jokes SUCK!!!!! Listen to this one!!!!
Yo mama is so fat that wen she farted in the golf of Mexico dats wat caused hurricane Katrina!!!!!
Yo mama so fat wen she stands on the scale it says TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Yo mama so stupid dat she called the opporator to ask how long it takes to get from LA to Huston and she said just aminute and she said “Ahrite thanks” and hung up!!!!!
hahaha orrrr,
yo momma is so fat whne she steps on a scale it says one at a timee(:
hahaah
but those are baaaadddddd
your mama is soo poor, that the other day i saw her kicking a can across the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
rebekah hardin smells like eggs
yo mama is so fat when she tripped on 12th av. she landed on 18th av.yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas maney.yo mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck
yall are all stupid…
uhh… didn’t he want bad breath jokes
Wow these are all stupid and old! People need to get some new jokes and stop trying to be punks~!~
Yo mama so fat she when she got her hair done, b@atch got WHEAT FIELDS!
Yo mama so old when she breastfed you all ya got was milk powder!
Yo mama so dumb she thought cheerios were happy hookers!
These are hilarious but not as good as.. Yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and said twinkie come back… yo mama so stupis she sat on the TV and watched the couch… LOL by the way i know u people dont care but I HATE dustin
lol i got 1 yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale vegeta from dbz pops up and say HOLY CRAP KAKAROT HER POWER LEVELS OVER 10,000
yo mama so fat she lost her period
All of u suck at jokes, Yo mama is so old dat wen i told her to act her own age… she died…
oh oh! i got one! (though, it is kinda religious… sorry if this offends peopel…)
yo mama is so fat and old, that when God said “let there be light” he asked her to move!
I GOT ONE yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat people yell out ” HEY, TAXI”………………….
Yo mommas just like the school bus smelly and 2 bucks to ride
Yo mommas so fat that you can slap her ass and ride the waves
Yo mommas so fat she got baptised in seaworld
Yo mommas so fat that she walked past the T.V and i missed 4 seasons of the simpsons
Yo mommas so skinny she can do push ups under my bedroom door
Yo mommas so skinny she walked into the strip club and they used her as the pole
Yo mommas so stupid i rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave
Yo mommas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by dropping it of a cliff
Yo mommas so stupid that she got locked in coles and died of starvation
Yo mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish in the ocean
Yo mommas so nasty she puts two peices of meat between her legs and does the splits to feed her cats
Yo mommas so poor that i went to her house and said can i watch some colored T.V and she said sorry i ran out of crayons
Yo mommas so poor that i went to her house kicked a skateboard and she chased me with a knife saying dont ever touch my couch again
Yo mama so poor she had to borrow a loan from the bank to purchase a mint on duty free.
Yo mama breath is so high as cost of living.
Yo mama face is hard as a Action Film.
More to came stay tune!
you mama is so fat that the only thing stopping her going on a weight loss programme is the door.
Yo mama is so dumb, she gave birth to you
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the weighting scale, she saw her hand phone number
your mom so fat when she ran in a race she came in 1st 2nd and third
bravo leslie,bravo
ALSO:
Yo momma so ugly she trew a boomerang and it nver came back
Yo momma so ugly I’m going to dress like her for hallowen
Yo momma so fat SUBWAY admits that they can’t help everyone
Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter a boger came out of GEORGE WASHINGTON’S nose
Yo momma so ugly in the strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes ON
Yo momma so little cofee says:DAAAAAMMMMMMMMM
P.S. Leslie these jokes are not to insult u…. just incase
yo mama so fat she applies her lipstick with a paintroller!
yo mamas so dumb, she that a crocodle was her boyfriend and kissed it. now her nickname is gummy kisser!
yo momma is so poor that she c ant even afford to pay attention
yo momma is so poor she goes to KFC with you to lick other peolpes fingers
yo momma is so ugly people put posters of her on their cars to prevent burglary
yo mamma so ugly she went to a ugly compition they said sorry no experts,
yo mamma so black they marked her abbcent in night school
yo mamma so fat she fell in luv and broke it
yo mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family
lawl
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heres a good 1..
yo mama so poor, she burns c.ds off of the radio.
yo mama so skinny if u throw a yellow sheet on her people say hey, there the broom
yo mama so dumb she can’t pass a blood test
yo mama so stupid she gets knocked down by a parked car
yo momma so ugly that when her husband dropped her off at the mall
he got a $200 parking fine
LOLOLOLOL!!!
yo mama is so poor ,she sews condom to use it again.
your mom is so so fat….shes fat……..period………end of story………….id still do her though………..gotta be nice to all people
Yo mammas so skinny that when she went to a strip club… she was the pole!
Yo momma is so ugly … Well … Just look at you!
your mama is so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 5 minutes of my show….
your mama is so fat when she walked on the road i tried to swerve her and i ran out of gas…
LOL
yo momma so fat that when she fell i didnt laugh but the ground was cracking up xD
your mamma is so fat that when she sat on the toylet, it sang, a b c d e f g get your fat ass off of me.
your mamma is so fat that when she weighed her self on the scail it read, you need to lose some weight! and it broke because she weighed so mutch.
1. Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
2.Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.
3.Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
4.Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.
5.Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
6.Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels. ON AND OFF
7.Your Mom is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
8.Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.
9.Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her “Hey, did you lose a shoe?”. She said “No, I found one!”
10.I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her butt sticking out
11.Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops
12.
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down
13.Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.
14.Your mom is so stupid she tried to climbed over 50 walls. when she climbed over the 47th wall, she got tired, and climbed back
15.Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study
Every singal one of those sucked.
YO MAMA IS SOO FAT, SHE WENT TO THE HOTEL &SAID GIMMY A WATER BED SO THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE!!!!!!!:)
THEY PUT A BLANKET ON THE OCEAN
Ur momma is so nasty she has to cut the strings off her tampons to keep the crabs from bungee jumpoin.
hope ya’ll like them.
Ur momma is so fat she went to the beach wearin basketball shorts and they looked like daisy dukes.
Ur momma is so nasty she did a split and got stuck to the floor.
Ur momma is so hairy her armpits look like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Ur momma is so hairy she can braid her knuckles.
Ur momma is so fat she uses mexico as a tanning bed.
Ur momma is so old she’s got Adam and Eve’s original autograph.