Worthy of Heaven
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him,
‘Leave her alone now or you’ll answer to me.’”
St. Peter was impressed.
“When did this happen?”
“Just a few minutes ago.”
What'd You Think?

(85 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
August 19th, 2008 at 3:31 am
yeah i get your point, its better then some others
August 14th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
cool, sorta, but not really THAT funny.
more like, oh, good one funny
not HAHAHAHA i hafta to pee funny
August 14th, 2008 at 7:14 am
lame!lame!
August 11th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
lol!!!!nyce….hey!! i m the 1st 1 to post!!=]