Worst Jokes Ever
Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade or something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could find. Enjoy! .... or maybe not.
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? It had no point.
I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down.
Q: What's the friendliest school?
A: Hi school.
Q: What's black, white, black, white, and green?
A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.)
Q: What do you call a bass vocalist who sings by himself?
A: So-low.
Q: Where do books eat dinner?
A: At the table of contents.
Q: Why were the suspenders arrested?
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: A lumpy milkshake.
Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
A: Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.
What'd You Think?
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LAME!!!
Cheesy….. yet funny
good
I hate puns… -_-
And I always will
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well the object was to be BAD JOKES so….good job?
the 1st 1 was ok
hahahah classic!
What did the pirate find in the toilet?
The captain’s log!!!!
Rofl @ Karen.
well these are the kind of jokes that are so stupid they are kinda funny…..is it sad that i chuckled at a few????????
im laughing at how freakingpathetic these are
Why did the monkey fall ou the tree??? He was dead!!! HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
Sooooo cheeeessssy. Yet funny!
How did this get a three and a half?
Q:What do you call a fly without wings
A:A Walk
Q:Why are pirates called pirates.
A:Because they AAAARRG!!!
y was the baker’s hands brown
cos he kneaded a poo
i thought it was funny ha ha ha
pwned
Why did the panda fall out of the tree?
He Died XP
Why Did the second panda fall out of the tree?
He was holding on to the first panda
Why did the third panda fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game XD
These jokes are so cheesy, they make me want to eat the moon! Get it? The moon is made of cheese and these jokes are cheesy!
Here we have the worst joke everrrrrr
Q : what is brown and sticky
A : a stick
hahaha @ jimbo XD’
why did the n,i,g,g,er cross the road
cuz he was a n.i.g.g.er
Wow. I wonder who invents why did the chiken cross the road?.
i wonder whats the answer to why did the chicken cross the road???
This is so cheesy it is funny. GOOD JOB!
what place dosen’t have old buildings?
Newcastle!!!!!!
What country is always starving?
Hungary!!!!!!!!
This is my most hated joke:
What is grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on holiday.
is all that a joke .. are joking!! f*ck …
Im so jiggly that when I flash someone, they die cause they have seen pure awesomeness
THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE…….. LAUGH!
I have a funny joke……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… fart tee hee
lol these are corny yet funny
Q.
When is a car not a car?
A.
When it turns into a drive-way.
whats the difference bettween batman and a Black man?
One is the Dark kngiht and the other is Dark at night.
lololololololol. Hit me up 02102720156
Your gay
Mum said do the dishes
Mum says she loves me more.
No, I love you both equally.
Were not having sex again
Your gonna regret that.
Why? ( Door opens) Mother: Whats with the Chainsaw?? Mother: AHHH
Thatll teach her
Hey Dad, Wheres mum gone? Cant find her anywhere.
lol mums..
did you know that there aren’t any infants in an infantry? (-__- ” )