Worst Jokes Ever

Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I’m even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade or something, ahhh… memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could find. Enjoy! …. or maybe not.

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? It had no point.

I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn’t put it down.

Q: What’s the friendliest school?
A: Hi school.

Q: What’s black, white, black, white, and green?
A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard. (It’s good for hot dogs.)

Q: What do you call a bass vocalist who sings by himself?
A: So-low.

Q: Where do books eat dinner?
A: At the table of contents.

Q: Why were the suspenders arrested?
A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: A lumpy milkshake.

Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
A: Not only have you let me down, you’ve let yourself down, and you’ve let the whole school down!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.

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