Worms

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor first putting a worm into the water. The worm in [...]

Worms

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Worms was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:58 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid , Witty College Professor , Hell Ain’t So Hot , How About Some Insults? , The Pessimist And A Dog .

13 Comments to “Worms”

• Alchoholic says:

  August 11, 2007 at 3:42 am

  here here! i heartily agree with this joke
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 8:44 am

  Hahahah! Funny one. Johnny thatlil smart butt xD
• Someone says:

  September 6, 2007 at 10:39 am

  If I were a girl I would have said, “Teehee!”
• JamessheA says:

  October 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm

  Ha! this is funny
• baby gurl says:

  October 2, 2007 at 10:32 pm

  I laughed alot
• erica says:

  October 3, 2007 at 9:05 am

  That’s funny! i love it! i bet he grows up to be an alcoholic! haha jk!
• Angelic scars says:

  October 12, 2007 at 9:32 pm

  i dont get this
  some1 plz explain i know im
  a blonde sry…
• CAT says:

  November 7, 2007 at 12:59 pm

  Funny…
• shravya says:

  August 26, 2008 at 1:29 am

  heard it 100 times
• Tim says:

  January 27, 2009 at 1:49 pm

  F@#k me..that was funny
• poohbear13 says:

  May 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm

  kind of funny but what ever nothing really makes me laugh ( meaning jokes they’re so overrated)
• shoop-bang-flobble-wop says:

  October 11, 2010 at 10:49 pm

  worms arent happy in water because they drown
• nikki baybee says:

  November 21, 2010 at 8:06 pm

  lil jonnys funni as fuk!!!