Workout Plan For Those Over 50 Years Old

Got an old grampa or grandma alittle out of shape? Are you an old fart wanting to lift weights but don’t know where to start? Never fear, F&J is here! Follow along while we whip you into great condition!

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

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Workout Plan For Those Over 50 Years Old was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 at 10:12 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm, Leprechaun, State Of Alert, Hung Like a Spud, Ding Dong.