Work Virus - Careful, It’s Spreading

There is a new virus. The code name is “WORK.” If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life. If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Rinse and repeat.

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Work Virus - Careful, It’s Spreading was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, August 9th, 2008 at 2:06 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Prison vs Work, Pooping At Work Survival Guide, Brain Sale, You’ll Never Get To Work On Time, Top 11 Excuses For Not Showing Up To Work.