Won The Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for [...]

Won The Lottery

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Won The Lottery was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 11:04 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Trip to Mars , Redneck Logic , Last Day On The Job , One Ticket Experiment , So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket .

8 Comments to “Won The Lottery”

• Rebekah says:

  August 8, 2007 at 7:19 pm

  *snort**laughs*
• katie and natalie says:

  October 1, 2007 at 1:57 pm

  i thought this was funny ass hell…..
• Jacqui says:

  October 11, 2007 at 11:20 am

  iv heard before but as a blonde joke but still got me laughing again
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 11:19 am

  hehehe thats good
• BABE~GURL says:

  November 14, 2007 at 6:00 pm

  wow thats…thats…i don’t have a word for it
• erica michelle says:

  December 17, 2007 at 10:54 am

  HAHAHAHA! that’s freakn funny!
• RAD19 says:

  January 17, 2008 at 2:48 pm

  lame
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  August 26, 2009 at 7:38 am

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