Won The Lottery


A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, “I want my $20 million.”

The man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The Redneck said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”

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7 Responses to “Won The Lottery”

  1. Rebekah Says:

    *snort**laughs*

  2. katie and natalie Says:

    i thought this was funny ass hell…..

  3. Jacqui Says:

    iv heard before but as a blonde joke but still got me laughing again

  4. Anti Christ Says:

    :D hehehe thats good

  5. BABE~GURL Says:

    wow thats…thats…i don’t have a word for it

  6. erica michelle Says:

    HAHAHAHA! that’s freakn funny!

  7. RAD19 Says:

    lame

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