Witty College Professor

A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart ass [...]

Witty College Professor

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Witty College Professor was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 4:36 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , College Student Castaways , A Witty Young Trial Lawyer , Do You Believe In Ghosts? , The Generosity Of College Kids , Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College .

19 Comments to “Witty College Professor”

• Twilight_surfer says:

  August 24, 2007 at 7:17 pm

  ahahahahahaha! teacher dissed a student.
• Ferdi says:

  August 30, 2007 at 9:19 am

  The teacher mustive been of the female species
• I like Wolves says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:24 am

  Nah he was male ] Very good joke
• shuned says:

  September 22, 2007 at 7:53 pm

  nice haha
• RoRo says:

  September 24, 2007 at 10:50 pm

  it was funny! but not hahhahahhaha! jus funny!
• elizabeth says:

  September 27, 2007 at 2:18 pm

  omg! ouch that one hurt.
• Pinkey says:

  October 9, 2007 at 11:58 pm

  kehehehe!!!1 I lOvEd It!!!!! =O)
• kerri says:

  October 12, 2007 at 8:20 pm

  da teacha de haaard
• JOE BLACK says:

  October 29, 2007 at 11:18 am

  just very crazy
• kym says:

  November 14, 2007 at 5:52 pm

  go teacher
• kym says:

  November 14, 2007 at 5:53 pm

  sweetness
• Justin says:

  November 18, 2007 at 1:25 am

  lmao, that was a great joke
• Patman says:

  January 6, 2008 at 1:30 pm

  Damn! If that was a hot female teacher I woulda probably shot mahself if i was in the student’s position.

  ….either that or asked her out after class
• HAHA says:

  February 8, 2008 at 6:06 am

  BRILLIANT!!!
• A girl says:

  March 30, 2008 at 12:15 am

  KOO…..
• splitstix456 says:

  January 12, 2009 at 4:34 pm

  damn he got TOLDDDDD!!!
• hello says:

  March 22, 2009 at 9:33 pm

  I like eggs.
• moe says:

  April 2, 2009 at 3:20 am

  hahahaha
• Key-Key says:

  April 17, 2009 at 8:34 am

  Dat was 2 funny. Da teacher went off on hiz azz.