Witty College Professor


A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?” As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.

When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. “Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”

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15 Responses to “Witty College Professor”

  1. Twilight_surfer Says:

    ahahahahahaha! teacher dissed a student.

  2. Ferdi Says:

    The teacher mustive been of the female species

  3. I like Wolves Says:

    Nah he was male :o] Very good joke

  4. shuned Says:

    nice haha

  5. RoRo Says:

    it was funny! but not hahhahahhaha! jus funny! :P

  6. elizabeth Says:

    omg! ouch that one hurt.

  7. Pinkey Says:

    kehehehe!!!1 I lOvEd It!!!!! =O)

  8. kerri Says:

    da teacha de haaard

  9. JOE BLACK Says:

    just very crazy

  10. kym Says:

    go teacher

  11. kym Says:

    sweetness

  12. Justin Says:

    lmao, that was a great joke

  13. Patman Says:

    Damn! If that was a hot female teacher I woulda probably shot mahself if i was in the student’s position.

    ….either that or asked her out after class

  14. HAHA Says:

    BRILLIANT!!!

  15. A girl Says:

    KOO…..

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