Witty College Professor
A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.
A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?” As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.
When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. “Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”
What'd You Think?
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ahahahahahaha! teacher dissed a student.
The teacher mustive been of the female species
Nah he was male
] Very good joke
nice haha
it was funny! but not hahhahahhaha! jus funny!
omg! ouch that one hurt.
kehehehe!!!1 I lOvEd It!!!!! =O)
da teacha de haaard
just very crazy
go teacher
sweetness
lmao, that was a great joke
Damn! If that was a hot female teacher I woulda probably shot mahself if i was in the student’s position.
….either that or asked her out after class
BRILLIANT!!!
KOO…..
damn he got TOLDDDDD!!!
I like eggs.
hahahaha
Dat was 2 funny. Da teacher went off on hiz azz.