Witty College Professor


A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. “But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?” As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.

When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look. “Well,” he responded, “I guess you’ll just have to learn to write with your other hand.”

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Witty College Professor was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 4:36 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Redneck Logic,  Worms,  A Witty Young Trial Lawyer,  College Student Castaways,  Contract Law.


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15 Responses to “Witty College Professor”

  1. Twilight_surfer Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    ahahahahahaha! teacher dissed a student.

  2. Ferdi Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    The teacher mustive been of the female species

  3. I like Wolves Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 9:24 am

    Nah he was male :o] Very good joke

  4. shuned Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    nice haha

  5. RoRo Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    it was funny! but not hahhahahhaha! jus funny! :P

  6. elizabeth Says:
    September 27th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    omg! ouch that one hurt.

  7. Pinkey Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    kehehehe!!!1 I lOvEd It!!!!! =O)

  8. kerri Says:
    October 12th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

    da teacha de haaard

  9. JOE BLACK Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    just very crazy

  10. kym Says:
    November 14th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    go teacher

  11. kym Says:
    November 14th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    sweetness

  12. Justin Says:
    November 18th, 2007 at 1:25 am

    lmao, that was a great joke

  13. Patman Says:
    January 6th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Damn! If that was a hot female teacher I woulda probably shot mahself if i was in the student’s position.

    ….either that or asked her out after class

  14. HAHA Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 6:06 am

    BRILLIANT!!!

  15. A girl Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 12:15 am

    KOO…..

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