Window Pain
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I’m automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year… namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo”? (I told him). “It’s been a year”!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so finally I just hung up…. He hasn’t called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won’t underestimate a blonde anymore. Heh.
What'd You Think?

(20 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
August 9th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
okay that was stupid
August 19th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Blondes are hott!!!!!!!!
August 24th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Yeh its pretty obvious that ur a blonde
August 29th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
that was a good one. if you don’t like it, make your own
September 14th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
YEP THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID. I CAN TELL UR A BLONDE
September 29th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
yeah ??????? sounds like a blonde
October 1st, 2007 at 10:58 am
??????? does sound like a blonde but i am too so it’s all good! lol! This is very clever though!
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I Dont Get It :S
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am
That was actually quite clever…
October 9th, 2007 at 8:40 am
funny
November 15th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
WAT DOES THIS JOKE MEAN! I DONT GET IT!
November 27th, 2007 at 11:44 am
that was pretty funny. heard it b4 tho! nd besides, im a blonde