Window Pain


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I’m automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year… namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo”? (I told him). “It’s been a year”!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so finally I just hung up…. He hasn’t called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won’t underestimate a blonde anymore. Heh.

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Window Pain was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:08 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  The Delivery,  Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Manhood,  Driving Through Texas,  Why Laugh?,  If Only Men Would Listen.


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12 Responses to “Window Pain”

  1. danielle Says:
    August 9th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    okay that was stupid

  2. ????? Says:
    August 19th, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Blondes are hott!!!!!!!!

  3. Vicky Says:
    August 24th, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    Yeh its pretty obvious that ur a blonde

  4. madison Says:
    August 29th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    that was a good one. if you don’t like it, make your own

  5. ???????? Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    YEP THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID. I CAN TELL UR A BLONDE

  6. jay Says:
    September 29th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    yeah ??????? sounds like a blonde

  7. erica Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 10:58 am

    ??????? does sound like a blonde but i am too so it’s all good! lol! This is very clever though!

  8. BabiiBeth_xo Says:
    October 2nd, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    I Dont Get It :S

  9. Wolf Child Says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am

    That was actually quite clever…

  10. dillon Says:
    October 9th, 2007 at 8:40 am

    funny

  11. WAT! Says:
    November 15th, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    WAT DOES THIS JOKE MEAN! I DONT GET IT!

  12. Jeni_Stovall Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    that was pretty funny. heard it b4 tho! nd besides, im a blonde

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