Window Pain
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kinds. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I'm automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so finally I just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore. Heh.

(55 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
okay that was stupid
Blondes are hott!!!!!!!!
Yeh its pretty obvious that ur a blonde
that was a good one. if you don’t like it, make your own
YEP THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID. I CAN TELL UR A BLONDE
yeah ??????? sounds like a blonde
??????? does sound like a blonde but i am too so it’s all good! lol! This is very clever though!
I Dont Get It :S
That was actually quite clever…
funny
WAT DOES THIS JOKE MEAN! I DONT GET IT!
that was pretty funny. heard it b4 tho! nd besides, im a blonde
Ha!
Blond chicks are hot. I have NEVER met an ugly blond in my life.
Btw, this was hilarious. Show’s that blonds have more sense than we give them credit for. Also, I’m not a blond. I’m a brunette.