Wild Alabama Party


Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.”

“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.”

As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.”

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,” says Sam, “Remember I’ve been alone for 6 months! I’ll definitely be there… By the way, what should I wear?”

Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”

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23 Responses to “Wild Alabama Party”

  1. Amy Says:

    that funny

  2. alejandra Says:

    This is so nasty my momma read it & thought ohh good idea for lesbianism!!!!

  3. Dana Lakinson Says:

    This joke is ridiculous, most people in Alabama aren’t like that! Atleast not country boys. Alabama is full of rednecks and country folks who don’t agree with this lifestyle contrary to what people think!This joke was meant for California or somewhere else NOT BAMA!

  4. hailie Says:

    thats GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Pinkey Says:

    hailie, thats not gay, thats hilarious!!

  6. lil mama Says:

    who eva done be put dis on hurr is wee-todd-ed!

  7. lil chunty Says:

    WOW THAT COULDNT HAVE BEEN GAYER……………. YES IT CAN

  8. Wolf Child Says:

    I didn’t laugh. Simple as that, not funny to me.

  9. chris Says:

    to halie thats right it is gay
    kinda the point if u think bout it
    dont u think?

  10. Makenzie Says:

    That was funy.I luv this joke.HaHaHa.I’m such a loser.

  11. jud Says:

    dat is sick

  12. $HiZn&t Says:

    THATS F*#%EN NASTY BUT FUNNY….LOL…:)

  13. erica michelle Says:

    I think it’s funny! not like lol funny…but still funny!

  14. dfyhd Says:

    This is soo gay and is not what people are like in alabama

  15. audrey layne brogdon Says:

    i am gay and laugh at these jokes all the rime and this one was not funny at all none of these are you need to get more funny jokes dumb asses!!!!! these commits are more funny………………

  16. smiley Says:

    audrey, like, omg you really can’t spell, can you?

  17. smiley Says:

    but thats ok cause most of my friends are sped and cant spell either.

    joke was funny though.

  18. Kate Says:

    hahahhahahhaha that was fuuunny

  19. sarah w. Says:

    i think gay guys in ‘bama would rather screw farm animals- they don’t tell.

  20. Erikk_85 Says:

    I think that this joke wan’t saying that Enoch was gay or anything. Or even saying that rednecks are gay. It just had a gay twist to it.
    Re-Read it. The guy moved to total isolation. His redneck neighbout invites him to the party and warns him about the drinkin, fighting, and sex.
    The “just you and me” part wasn’t a hit on, It was just the fact that nobody else lives around them
    Kinda like when you say somthing the wrong way and realize it after you say it.

  21. kasha Says:

    wow…funny!

  22. Shanon Says:

    no Erikk.. Enoch is gay and he wants to get it on with his neighbour

  23. Pattie Says:

    ok that was simply gay is there neone laughin?

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