Wild Alabama Party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.
Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet.
After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. “Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.”
“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.”
As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of ‘em.”
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”
Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,” says Sam, “Remember I’ve been alone for 6 months! I’ll definitely be there… By the way, what should I wear?”
Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”
What'd You Think?
(86 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5)
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August 7th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
that funny
August 13th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
This is so nasty my momma read it & thought ohh good idea for lesbianism!!!!
August 28th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
This joke is ridiculous, most people in Alabama aren’t like that! Atleast not country boys. Alabama is full of rednecks and country folks who don’t agree with this lifestyle contrary to what people think!This joke was meant for California or somewhere else NOT BAMA!
September 9th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
thats GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
hailie, thats not gay, thats hilarious!!
September 21st, 2007 at 8:24 pm
who eva done be put dis on hurr is wee-todd-ed!
October 12th, 2007 at 11:34 am
WOW THAT COULDNT HAVE BEEN GAYER……………. YES IT CAN
October 15th, 2007 at 9:31 am
I didn’t laugh. Simple as that, not funny to me.
October 16th, 2007 at 5:57 am
to halie thats right it is gay
kinda the point if u think bout it
dont u think?
November 12th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
That was funy.I luv this joke.HaHaHa.I’m such a loser.
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:12 pm
dat is sick
December 14th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
THATS F*#%EN NASTY BUT FUNNY….LOL…:)
December 17th, 2007 at 10:50 am
I think it’s funny! not like lol funny…but still funny!
December 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
This is soo gay and is not what people are like in alabama
March 20th, 2008 at 8:37 am
i am gay and laugh at these jokes all the rime and this one was not funny at all none of these are you need to get more funny jokes dumb asses!!!!! these commits are more funny………………
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
audrey, like, omg you really can’t spell, can you?
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
but thats ok cause most of my friends are sped and cant spell either.
joke was funny though.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:34 pm
hahahhahahhaha that was fuuunny
May 5th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
i think gay guys in ‘bama would rather screw farm animals- they don’t tell.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I think that this joke wan’t saying that Enoch was gay or anything. Or even saying that rednecks are gay. It just had a gay twist to it.
Re-Read it. The guy moved to total isolation. His redneck neighbout invites him to the party and warns him about the drinkin, fighting, and sex.
The “just you and me” part wasn’t a hit on, It was just the fact that nobody else lives around them
Kinda like when you say somthing the wrong way and realize it after you say it.
July 4th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
wow…funny!
July 16th, 2008 at 5:12 am
no Erikk.. Enoch is gay and he wants to get it on with his neighbour
July 21st, 2008 at 8:41 pm
ok that was simply gay is there neone laughin?