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Wii Jokes
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Wii Jokes was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, February 18th, 2010 at 11:07 amin Jokes, One Liner Jokes.
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They’re cute X3
Lol! My was boyfriend texting me and tried to use funny pick up lines on me to “pick me up” here are a couple of them:
*Wii might make a great couple
*Come over and play with my Wii tonight, girl it might be fun.
*Do you work for UPS, cause I just say you checking out my package
LOL. I just started cracking up! xD. He is so funny, but those pick up lines are sooo chesey.
Omg… these wii jokes are so retarted. lol. This is suppose to be a family game and yet you want to take it like that. GROW UP FOLKS!!!!!
what a bunch of fking idiots…
u wana cometo my hou nd play my wii its soft
only good things come out of my wii ither then the fact all wiis are hard and ge played with alot
i’ll be one second i need a wii, damn i dotn have enough money.
thats the worst joke eva!!!!!!!!!
wii want some more!!! XD
what a wii-tard. gotta run. i have to wii
wii will not wii will not be moved XD
@wtf…wii ly now? aint u a lil wii to use that word
Here’s one, not my own i’m afraid. It came a few weeks ago from Good News Week on Network Ten:
What you call a person that throws their Wii-remote everywear?
A Wii-tard.
(when wearing wii pajama pants) I wiid my pants
the wii joke funny i got funny joke whats up
lol WTF
OMG people are soooooooooooooo WEIRDOS
hey jesse
can you tell me some jokes that are as weird as these stupid ones lol omg i no a hole heap
well there was a plain full of bloneds and 1 brown head and the bottem of the plain fell of and 1 had to get off coz it got heavy and so the brown girl said ill go then the bloneds c lamp lol
hahahahhah DO U GET IT
what did the man say to the woman want to play with my black wii
Haha, this are so cute and funny!
i desperatly want a wii
What does a gay horse eat? HHHHHAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! (you got to say it in a gaymans voice
These jokes are so gay.
…THEY SCARE ME
hey ladies i noticed your pretty fit you know i heard you fit ladies play alot of wii…i brought mine and im pretty sure we can all play!!!
hahaha I love that one^^
Lol
so hows people??
the wii joke funny i got funny joke whats up
nothin much what about you im 14 U??
Wii jokes watever they arent even funny iff u ask mii they r stupid but ok in places woo my 16th bday 2mozziieeee xx
or happy bday then i hope you had funn
WTFWTF IZ ALL I KEN SAI CANT YALL THIINNK FUNNY?!!!!!1
So a dad goes to bed and his son stays awake out in the living room… he is going through pubirty… the dad starts hearing sex noises off the tv… the next morning the dad asks him what he was doing and the kid says he was playing ps3… the dad says oh no u werent, u were playing wii!!!!!!!!!! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHA XD
Um well most of the comments that weere “jokes” were retarrded wii will wii will rock youu :p
for ps3 and xbox 360 your a noob if you can’t play there games. for wii your a wiitard
Come play my Wii, i have a nice rubber protector on the controller, it is so squidgy and nice lol
oh those jokes made me laughed until i wiied my pants actually those jokes were lame
I’m just moving my Wii around!
some of the jokes are the most wii-tarded i have ever heard of
Wtf… lol Wii are the champions my friends!!1 No time for Noobers cuz Wii are the champions!!!!! xD ( I know that’s not how it goes
lolz)
Lmao, these are some good jokes. I think the ones peepzles commented were better than the original ones but still, they were funny. Wii-tards lol. Someone has that as their CoD4:MWR name
You guys really need to get a life if you make jokes about wii`s
wii… should all leave this website
Wii wii-l leave this fwiiken wiibsite!
wii is good for losing weight and Njoy with friends!!
jokes
Any body want some wiid
most of you fcking people need to buy some humor.
1. Girl, i think you need to come over and try my old wii
Haha i like dah houston one lol
gand tuji chedeachya
Thats pretty WiiTarded
Cute. Keep trying.
In Soviet Russia, Wii play you.