Why Women are Better Than Men 81-100
We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone
Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
We're all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage
We don't have to drive when on a date 86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just fucked
Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line
Women know how fake it
Women look better naked
We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing
When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short
Women do less time for violent crime
Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up
An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"
Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood
Women never have to see combat
The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
Women are sexier
And the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is
definitely worthy of reiteration: We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
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Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye” That one is true I will give you that
[ It sucks being a loner I never developed social skills :'[ it's kind of sad really no one ever really had my back
This one made me laugh
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When women are short, we’re petite, when men are short, they’re just short
You’r not a dwarf unless you own an axe
ha. ha. ha. ha. ……….ha. that wasnt very funny.
it’s true weman loook better naked
Lol! All of this is true! And our conversations are very detailed! A little too much sometimes!
post somemore
THIS CONVO IS MESSED UP>>> AN UGLY GIRL WITH MAKE UP LOOKS WORST THEN WAT SHE LOOKS LIKE AND JUST LOOKS MORE LIKE A DESPERATE SLUT…
hahahaha NOT THATS JUST SEXIST
penis
I particularly enjoyed the sitting on a gold mine and being proud of getting off for committing violent crimes. Shows your true colors.
Men > women.
WOMAN ARE BETTER THAN MEN.
Men/Males Should Really Stop Saying
That They Are Superior To Us Women.
Its Completely Insane.
You Can Be Better At Some Things.
But ALL That Counts In Today’s Society
Is SEX…
&& We ALL Know It
Who Is Better At SEX…
WOMEN Of Course!!!
SO THERE.
WE WIN.
xx
Weak ass work computer…
Why Do ppl feel the need to compeat with each other who is to say Woman are better then men?
and who is to say that Men Are Better then Women?
People are people . .
and should be treated the same.
and if your so much better then the opposet sex why do you feel the need to brag about it, or too ”prove yourself”
if you were better . .
you wouldn’t have too.
Were Equal,
So Stop.
All you’ve shown is that women have bad grammar, and have no sense of humour.
people are insecure. indeed science has proven that people (humans for the retards out there) are the only speices that will attack each other 4 no aparent reason
Your just some stupid, eccentric thunder cunt, incapable of composing a proper sentence. Once you have learned good vocabulary, expanded your brain and admit your lesser than a man, then get back to me…you stupid bitch. Women are weak whereas men are strong.
THERE ARE NO GOD DAMN MENTAL DIFFERENCES. GET THE FLYING F*** OVER IT. I swear, I will blow one day because of this unwarranted hypocritical trash.
Woooo I totally agree with these reasons
We don’t have to worry about getting it up and we can use an oblong vegie for a good night in 
WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN =]
Can I just point out, you aren’t helping women out here.
All you happen to be doing is taking us down to the immature level that men are currently at.
Resorted to poking fun at the opposite sex, and insisting that yours is better just to get some feeling of self worth.
Ladies, we all know we’re worth so much more than what those ridiculous chauvanistic pigs say we are.
And we’re all fully aware that when they say stupid things like we’re less intelligent, or we ‘couldn’t live without them’ it’s all down to insecurity.
Power to the women.
Good night.
…Women do less time for violent crime
Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up
Women never have to see combat
All of these comments admit that women have it better. Men do have to worry about more things than you. You know it. You should respect them for it.
One third of women make more than their husbands.
http://psychcentral.com/lib/2006/when-women-earn-more-than-men/
Yeah…men suck. Oh yeah, we’re better. Women get special treatment. Yay….
Well. Maybe you’re right. Why don’t you give the men a break instead of rubbing it in their face.
I disagree with one of the reasons. Make-up can make a pretty woman beautiful, but not an ugly one pretty. Ugliness is ugliness, period.
What does America tell you when we’d rather have an african american in office than a women. It’s because women just can’t cut it. Although I do love “Brogan’s” rant, then doing the exact same thing, how very womanly to be a complete hypocrite. See what happens when a superior sex gives another some rights, they can’t handle it and flip out! And by the way Shovenism and Feminism are the EXACT SAME THING, just referencing different sexes, so do the world a favor and kill yourself…..
I find it so funny when men believe that they’r more important and more smarter than women.. just shows how insocure they are.
i believe were all equal, but men who come out with such ridicules comments like how they get paid more bla bla bla are just utterly stupid and immature, least get your facts right before posting a comment like that.
Women are not better than men, “A penny saved is a woman fired” because they cannot work or earn money…just spend mens and it’s tru
I am a man and i dont think men are better than women thats complete bullcrap i think women deserve to be treated the same as men, full stop.
so shutup all you idiot men who keep boasting/bragging about how good you are and start listening to yourself coz you sound like retards
(i am not pointing this out to ALL men, some of you guys are actually nice so yeh)
All this shows is that women are pathetic little sluts that need to be punched in the f****** face!!
I’m saddened so see that some people are getting REALLY aggravated with this whole “who’s the better gender” debate.
It’s all in the spirit of fun, guys. No need to curse or call eachother names.
It’s completely immature.
I mean, Heelllloooooo!!! Our MOTHERS are women!!
How could we speak of women in such an ungrateful manner?
Men (and I DO mean the Men) should know the difference between being a Dominant Alpha male and being a complete JACKASS who likes to crush women.
This is the internet, where people can attack each other without any consequences or fear of reprisals. Sadly, it looks like some women are choosing to use it as a medium to wind up men (and vice versa). This just shows the worst in everyone; being cowardly and using spiteful words to hurt the feelings of others. Besides, in reality women rarely say these things because they are too scared and they really want men to look out for them and protect them should things get nasty. There are some frustrated-sounding women on here, but they should stop writing such foolish things because it will only upset everyone involved. I thought you ladies were supposed to have more empathy!
Funny topic! I enjoyed reading
Men have been made by nature stronger but the first gun made both sexes equal.We can be different sexes but we are all humans
Iam sorry boys, i don not hate men but all i see in my country is men asking me to drink alcohol and talk about sex with inmature language. None of those i met so far has even let me pay my own drink! lol
Men and women are not equals. Men are superior.
Men are more intellegent than women. On average, the IQ of a male is 5 points higher than that of a female.
Men are physically stronger than women. We’re designed that way, men hunt animals while women care for the children and cook what the men bring back. No one can change that.
Men are known to have faster reflexes than women.
Calling women “better communicators” is like calling a Hummer “better at using petrol”. Just because women talk more does not mean they can get a point across any better.
Modern western society is almost completely sexist. By sexist, I mean femenist. Femenists are the biggest bunch of hypocrits the world has ever known. How can you go around saying that “we just want men and women to be seen as equals” yet keep arguing that somehow women need more rights than men such as default custody of children during a divorce. Men get their heart and lungs ripped out by the divorce courts. They’re left with no kids, no money, no house, nothing. Tell me, how is that fair? Another good one is “equality” in the workplace. Why should employers be forced to hire some less qualified woman just to avoid sexual discrimination lawsuits?
It’s utterly ridiculous what has become of this planet. We’ve become a society built on ludicrous lies and spineless attempts to appease women just for thier vote. Feminism is going to destroy western civilisation and we’re going to have no one to blame but ourselves.