Why Women are Better Than Men 61-80

Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!

We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want

We don’t have excessive amounts of body hair

We don’t spend 45 minutes on the toilet

Men will pay us for sex

Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn’t make us sterile

We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want

Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt and not us

Women sweat less
Women smell better

When women make their boyfriends mad, we don’t have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all

Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats

Women don’t get the humor in the three stooges

Women have three accessible holes

We don’t get embarrassed when buying tampons

We’re better gossips

We have better fashion sense

We’re better shoppers

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