Why Women are Better Than Men 61-80
Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume!
We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want
We don’t have excessive amounts of body hair
We don’t spend 45 minutes on the toilet
Men will pay us for sex
Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn’t make us sterile
We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want
Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt and not us
Women sweat less
Women smell better
When women make their boyfriends mad, we don’t have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all
Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats
Women don’t get the humor in the three stooges
Women have three accessible holes
We don’t get embarrassed when buying tampons
We’re better gossips
We have better fashion sense
We’re better shoppers
What'd You Think?


(5 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5)
September 17th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Hey, the only reason we guys do any of those things is because of something called chivilry
October 9th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Chivalry is dead and women killed it.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:09 am
All of its true! lol
October 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Oh please! Now everything you mentioned might be true but the context in which its taken is a complete fallacy. The things we do for you women is entirely out of sympathy. We feel bad for you. We talk to you, cuz of your vagina, we go out with you, cuz of your vagina and we love you, cuz of your vagina. And no, its not ok for you to not shower here and there cuz you discharge mucus AnD blood! Now, if YOU aren’t among the most disgusting of species, I don’t know what is.
Sorry lady, you asked for it.
October 26th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
that was mean…
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November 11th, 2007 at 10:56 am
thats sexist (towards both genders :[ )
November 26th, 2007 at 10:52 am
lMAO THiS iS FUNNY & TRUE :]