Why Women are Better Than Men 1-20
We can get laid anytime we want
We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
We get out of speeding tickets by crying
We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
We can sleep our way [...]
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Why Women are Better Than Men 1-20
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This joke sucks. Its a bunch of cliche observations on stereotypical differences between men and women. There’s nothing misguiding, unexpected, novel, clever, ironic about anything in the entire list. It can sucks my dickpoop.
Awww it’s true they treat us like dogs..Reminds me from Nick S. to this :] gotta love wolves man smarter than the average dog
Hey we can’t help it that guys are so manipulative! And it’s true! Especially the puppy dog eyes!
yeah right, and women aren’t manipulative in the least
Hey now, internet community, no need to fight. I am sure that somewhere the night watchmen who spin yarns for their daughters to viciously weave a warming and furry scarf out of will chip a few bits your way. But of this silly joke, would not we be at better points in our lives if the weather-makers poured exotic nectars in the stead of the snow-blasts? Are not the lives of many inextricably linked to the lives of the gay, and sexually misguided? I saw three way finders amok in their trappings, but of it no one spoke and eventually the sight of them wore so heavily upon my mind that, indeed, I sank a foot into the earth after stepping forth from my landlady’s stoop! But the day, too, has been heavy and if I let it push with its might upon my back and chest any longer I will be of that ashen earth into which I so fortunately sank and did not disintegrate. I tip my hat to you chaps, and the women out there. As for myself, I need to do butter to my britches and plod feverishly away at my loins. Good night.
ughh. thats just sad it makes us seem like we depend on men! oh they will do this and that for us! we got them eating out of tha palm of our hand! this joke sux! damn!!!
but as of last time i cheaked women still do not have the same economic rights and as such the average couple will have the male making the most profit and then giving some to the women and as such the food that men are figuralitivly eating out of your palm infact comes from the man himself
It’s funny, if you are a guy -.-
it’s supposed to be funny for women to read, but come on, it’s just saying that we rely on men to do everything for us, and that we can’t be independent and single.