Why Women are Better Than Men 1-20

We can get laid anytime we want

We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar

We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you’re drunk

We get out of speeding tickets by crying

We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg

We can sleep our way to the top of the class

We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret

We can marry rich and then not have to work

We never have to pay when we go out on dates

Men hold the door open for us

We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)

We’re cuter

We lie better

We’re better manipulators

We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves – you guys get the couch

We always have food in the fridge

We don’t worry about losing our hair

We always get to choose the movie

Men take us on all expense paid trips – all we have to do is sleep with them

Men light our cigarettes for us

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