Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers
Now this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman gets some "flak" from the NAACP. Bet Race Pimps Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are going nuts! From the Late Show (supposedly, this was sent in via email and that was the claim), the topĀ 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:
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Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers

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ya im white and this joke is gay..sounds like someone who never met a black person wrote it…it just sucks
I hate niggs hahahahaha this is so true!!
bad rep and not even funny. good going.
not all black jokes are racist. Even black people make black jokes and white people make white jokes. life goes on, get over it.
dumbass niggers. your only pissed off cuz its true. go back to africa we dont want u anymore. ur all pissed about a joke when theres bigger problems like hilary clinton might be president, get over it.
i agree with this maybe if we had few less niggers this world would be better
u dang right
damn funny lol haahaha
“ET” nba is run by black people, with out them basketball wouldnt even be a sport. Stupid white guy, you can go and thank your great great grandpa at his grave for bringing them over in the first place. now you have good sports to watch. MJ = legend. no one will ever match. btw he was black.
eh…
i think this is funny (im white)
its like my dad says. if you cant laugh at yourself then you cant laugh at anything
i really don’t c wat’s funny about this because as you can see it now these days white kids do the same thing as blacks do in their car. so i just say it’s monkey see monkey do!!!! so lol at that!!!!!
haha thats funny and im black 2 take a joke yall
but REALLy why isnt there no black person on a race track ?
Haha you all are pathetic! I’m a white dude I thot it was funny. My black boyfriend liked it too so just chillax you guys its just a joke!
all blacks suck
It was okay, I understand it is a joke…I felt bad because as a race we carry the most streotypes in this nation. Anyways the “joke”…which is a joke, was alright.
sean blacks aren’t the most steriotypical people in the US. there are lots of other ppl who take racism – like middle easterners, jews, asians, mexicans. btw there are no asians in NBA. barely any asians in MLB. barely any asians in NFL. HA! i’m still proud to be one cus that stuff doesn’t affect my pride.
The joke is on the racist. You now have a Black President.
I have but one comment to make. Yo President is BLACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now that’s very funny
dashawna is right, there are just as many wiggers as niggers, bu I would rather have the Niggers over Wiggers…lol
holy crap that is so damn true.. The south will rise again!!!
Bill Lester is black and used to run in the truck series so there has been a black NASCAR driver.
i think that there are two types of black people as well white. I am white by the way. However, like i was saying i believe there are at least two different sets of every kind of people for african amaericans , you have just that a black african american , as well as niggers ( the ghetto hood rats that are no good). white syou have the trailer trash as well as regular hard working well educated white poeple then there is also the snobby stuck up ignorant pompous ass white america there just to much variety in every race to just single it down to one . but the target of the joke was definatly the nigger half of the african american race the half that is uneducated ha sno desire to better them selves in school but would rather sleep around and be low life gang bangers
Im black not african american but pure african living in america….. i totally agree with mitch how there are 2 types of black people ….. ignorant hood rats and the hardworking normal black people ….. i mean i dont really care …its kinda sad not to see any black people in nascar. I love nascar I could finish a 500 lap race with out a flinch. my old man used to race back in the day(cross country rallying) he owned a Fiat 127 great car by the way. and my brother works at BMW(got drafted straight from high school) and i’ll be getting my 4.6 liter crown vic soon this month and we’re gonna be hitting the track with my bro.
point is NOT ONLY WHITE PEOPLE LIKE OR RACE CARS SOME BLACK PEOPLE ENJOY DOING THAT TOO. ANY WAYS THO CHILL PEOPLE DON’T HATE LOVE WHO U ARE AND RESPECT OTHERS. NOT TRYING TO BE A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER BUT THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.
Reply to brooks: That was when there were some decent black people left. Bill Lester was cool. He wasn’t a nigger. That’s like all that’s left in NASCAR country. Niggers.
um well it was kinda gay im white and i agree with all that but it wasnt realy funy it was just the truth
It seems this thread draws the bigoted jacka**es.Anyway,Brian France and the boys are a bunch of dumb rednecks,or,in this crappy economy,they’d be sponsoring a black driver.
After all,who wants to watch 43 Bubbas drive counter-clockwise 33 weeks out of NASCAR’S 36-week schedule?
That was awesome, I don’t give a shit what people think.
Grow a pair, that was funny as hell anyone that thinks differently can go to hell for all I care.
NASCAR is one of those good ole boys club as you can tell from some of the redneck comments. But there is a crack in their armor as they have let some non-minority women in. The NASCAR establishment will do what it can to keep blacks out of this sport just so they can call it there own. But just like golf and everything else that has tried to separate certiain races it will too realize that unless it gives everyone a fair chance they can never say they are racing against the best. That is what so sad about establishments who try to exclude certain races. What are they afraid of? By the way coming from a black man the joke was funny, and what is a wigger? Is that the same as a redneck?
It’s sad that racism still exists in this country even with all the contributions we, as blacks, have made. The advancement too. For all you guys saying racist demeaning stuff about black people, what are you doing? Why don’t you go back into your mamas womb and cripple there because with that attitude and belief your not going to get anywhere in life. And to add something on top of that I have a white girlfriend..seems like she became smart and switched to someone, a BLACK man, that has more potential and opportunity than you dumb porch bumpkins that sit and hate on any race thats not your own.
Ha, a got a little something to tell you about Bill Lester. He was black. In the Truck Series. But my Daddy got him fired! MY Dad worked for Bill Davis, and said he basically sucked and you shouild fire him. Then we moved, and Bill Davis fired black Bill, and called my Dad to ask if he wanted his job again.
LilWhiteGirl,
Hey I bet I would woop your ass if you said what you typed to my face! The world would be a lot better without a bunch of f**king CRACKERS in it!!!!!!!
ha, dude, what did i say to piss you off? All i said was my dad got Bill Lester fired. Its was business. See, black people always jump down peoples throats, always looking for a fight becuz ur just pissed that no1 wants you here. Ur words arent scaring me, nor is your username.
I really don’t see how this is racist at all.
Just speaks the truth.
4 & 7 were the best, others were true, but kinda lame.
I think people just really need to have some fun, and realize that it’s just a joke.
Truth hurts tho, that’s why it’s so defensive.
All I am a black man, yes the jokes was funny. They call me motorman becuz I stated designing and building high performance motors at a young age. I when to Cal in the early 80,s to get educated. My dream was to work in nascar, i try for yrs but the good o boys keep me out becuz i was black not becuz i was not qualified. So i built movie prop car for the hollywood studios. it is up to our american people to remove all wall of racism, becuz u will never now if u hav ever work or raced with the bect talnet out there. For all u white boys will the black hate in ur system, we will surpass u as long as u think we r beneath u in this world. WHITE BOYS WAKE UP THE PREZ IS BLACK!!!
I have a problem with the ghetto ppl roaming around killing people. And that prez is no president of mine. He comes from ghetto, and is ghetto. The white house is the black house now, and the rosebushes r gonna become watermelons, and instead of a torch, the statue of liberty is going to be holding a peice of fried chicken. Go on youtube n type in “Yes We Can Backwards” Thank you Satin?
im white and im night defendin black plp its just this not funny the love makin joke is way to funny
that was funny.I’m black & for real sum people were blowing it out of porportion.
there two different types of nigga. hoodrat who don’t want help. or the type trying to get out of the hood & will do whatever it takes to make their life better than what it is.
To POST HERE it says “inappropriate comments will be removed.” Well GET BUSY Web-Boss! Too many racists of all colors using what SHOUD be funny
for their ugly rants. I’m no liberal, rather a moderate. But I AM an American and don’t want “Clan Warfare” tearing us apart like Iraq and Ireland and African Tribal Hatreds. How can you ignore what that does to the people and
places where it exists. Don’t let normal honest “preferences’ grow into what has ruined so many mixed societies. Thanks for trying.
It’s a joke…,nothing more. Everyone makes jokes about the different ethnic groups, tall people/short people, overweight/underweight people, southerners and northerners, all the different religious groups, etc. It’s only a joke. If anyone doesn’t like it, they are completely free to look at something else.
Dont worry about colour::::::::::Lets see if this unites you all !!
25 bathurst drivers will send the left turning sissies to the wall………………….
purple deck, you need to grow up and stop being a f.uking racist. you just piss me off. get a life and stop picking on other people.
i got a good chukkle from these