Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers
Now this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman gets some "flak" from the NAACP. Bet Race Pimps Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are going nuts! From the Late Show (supposedly, this was sent in via email and that was the claim), the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:
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Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers
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Holy crap that took some serious balls to do on Television. I can’t believe the network even ALLOWED THAT. That (while funny as hell) is like the most Ridulously Racist thing I have ever heard in my LIFE… lol I mean I could see if like ARSENIO HALL said it seeing as how he is Black. But a white guy trying that… lol WOW!
THIS IS SO STEROTYPICAL…IM A BLACK WOMAN AND I AM NOT A HO!!!…WOW. 1. NASCAR DRIVERS ARE OFFSPRINGS OF MOONSHINE BOOTLEGGERS AND PEDIFILES,BIGOTS,AND REDNECKS THAT SLEEP WITH THERE COUSINS…HA HA ..SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE STEROTYPED!!!!
I am a black woman. Its funny shut up and color. If you cant a jokes…then stop bitchin.
And what tina said is funny too
Oh1 and i ment “a joke” not Jokes
Wow maybe I should post 10 reasons white people suck at all sports beside hocky and nascar. Wait are nascar or hockey even sports?
Funny how the last three nba mvp’s were all white guys…
That joke was really kinda racist, and im white
this is really racist and wasnt really funny anyways
Why do you think god made flaws in us ALL? So we can all have a few laughs. Cheers.
FUNNY
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
THEM DAMN
How can anyone comment on this without sounding racist? Too bad, but very funny. As for Al and Jesse, get lives, if you’re not too busy defending O.J. what’shisname.
thats not funny and in fing raciest (im white) and i have people whu have a diff skin colour than me and i dont give a crap
I’m not black or white, I’m Indian. I think that was pretty funny. If you have a problem with these jokes, then you should also think about getting rid of blonde jokes, fat jokes…or any other jokes that single out a group of people. Not everyone in those groups falls into the category of the joke, but those who do…are funny. Should they get rid of Apu on the Simpsons? I personally find him hilarious…even though I don’t know any Indians that sound like that. Laugh a little, it’ll help dislodge the stick in your rectum.
OMG! This joke was sooooo funny!
P.S. If you can’t take a joke, you might not wanna be readin ‘em
haha i am a black woman and i found that hilarious and to all you who are taking this so damn serious lighten up its called a joke for a reason.
Who cares what color any of you are? It’s not a very funny joke, but why read a joke called “why there are no black nascar drivers” if you’re just going to complain. Nobody made you read it. The racists are the ones yelling about “crackers” telling black jokes, and the white guys that insist on saying “I have a black friend so I don’t think that’s very funny!”, or “My great grandma on my fathers sisters cousins side was 1/15th black so I don’t like racist jokes.”.
In this time it’s just as racist to deny race as it is to descriminate race.
You dam yanks dont know anything about racism.
You are all pitifull ignorant b%stards that follow any trend thats put up FOR you!
You are blind!!
Hey im blacc n dat was 2 i mean 2 funny!!!!! its messed up buts its sort kinda true dats y its funny!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!
I be white, but dat ain’t no reason to be shuckin and jivin. Somebeetch, dat be a racist jok. Weese whits don all hate dem blacks jest caus dey commit 10 tims mor crimes den us crackers.
Cheniqua
Funny to me, but only to a point. Pistols, crash & run, ho’s, carjacking? I found it funny except for those. Just my opinion
Oh, and this was never on Dave Letterman. Snopes debunked that two years ago: http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i shat myself
this joke is gayer than cory hann collins
LOL! this is hilarious!
and im asian, so i dont care =P
omg thts so racist!
I am from England and found the comments funnier than the joke, even though that in it’s self was funny;
I think the saying is “get a life” I would be more concerned about the biggest racist joke,it starts with a rigged election, a dumb ass leader and pointless war. Now that is funny
Clearly Black people are more athletic than white people. And to the guy from England, yes our leader sucks and we have a pointless war, and we have southerners and republcians but there are still a few good things about America.
ok that was funny at the beggining but then it was plain stupid LATINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow haha wtf… its just a joke stop being so serious about it. theres a lot of jokes about white people too. its really funny though. because half the stuff is true haha but yeah white jokes are true sometimes too and you should really learn to laugh at yourselves and not take jokes so seriously….
its not racist , it was intended with goodwill to all of us
ita not like we bak fifty yrs ago where people in the media couldnt rally out against direct racial slurrs
so peace out n evryone chill
THIS JOKE IS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY. It helps to look at the comments, it makes me not feel as bad. But i agree with some comments to just take the jokes, and………………………………………ITS JUST A JOKE. All the idiots in the world who think these jokes are specificly about them, screw off. All jokes have insults, if they didnt they wouldnt be funny. Its sad that there are fat people who take it personally and only eat more, and blondes who dont realize they’re being talked about, but some things are too racist. Life is about having fun, Live every day should be taken by storm. Carpe Diem. Sieze the day.
WHAT EVER………..YALL SOUND LIKE SUM BONE HEADS……..THE DAMN JOKE WAS FUNNY INDEED BUT IT IS SORT OF RACIAL….IT NOT ALL THAT SERIOUS BUT WATCH WHAT YOU SAY
So many comments @_@ Anyway Back to what I said earlier “Flaws in us ALL” i COME FROM THE “ghetto” and I found this hilarious.
hello its called RACIAL JOKES if you cant handle it then dont read them
Racist but AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nothing against any race, just the joke itself.
hold on we’re coming and taking over to we have in everything else see ya soon
All u niggers need to quit complainen and go back to Africa.
Come on people dont get all butt hurt. thats part of comedy, I think anything that makes me laugh is alright. But it is pretty funny.
blacks suck you r the reason for crime,gangs and why new your city is a dump
wow, I thought it was friggin hilARIOUS!!! and if you get offended by this stuff, let me tell u what you can do
Have a coke
and a smile
and shut the F#%& up!!!
and john, what you need to learn here is that everyone needs a friend sometimes, but BIATCH your comments were to ‘ign’int to be insulting! Read a book
its funny, people have to realize its sattire. everyone is so offended these days about the stupidest things. Its no different than black comedians talking about white people, and nobody complains about that. get over it.
Funny but lets leave the president out of this one you limey bastard
hey man that was funny but it’s also true
thanks man
i think this is freakin halarious. if you don’t like it-well id just say your a loser so get off the weed. Oh yeah to Cheniqua Jones if your white THEN TALK LIKE IT! do talk like a black if your white
man i got naked when i read this!!!
In response to comment 27 the only good thing about America is the jokes that Canadians make about them…and in response to comment 46 I also got naked when I read this…aahhh….freedom
To V-Man, we saved your ass twice, world war 1 and world war 2, and whipped your butts for our freedom in 1776, and don’t talk about our leader, at least we don’t have the terrorist that you do, we fight them over there not at home, at least we can own guns to fight them with you don’t have the balls to own any because you let your leader take them away from you.
Why are black ppl so good at basketball?
Cause they can shoot, steal and run!
Why are black ppl so tall?
Cause their knee-grows!
How many black ppl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to drive the pink cadillac!
John… Just get over yourself!
How do get a black kid form jumping on the bed?
You put velcrow on the ceiling!
How do you get the kid down?
blind fold a couple mexican kids and tell them its a pinata!