Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers

Now this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman gets some "flak" from the NAACP. Bet Race Pimps Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are going nuts! From the Late Show (supposedly, this was sent in via email and that was the claim), the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:

1. Have to sit upright while driving.
2. Pistol won't stay under front seat.
3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
4. Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
10. They can't wear their helmets sideways.

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Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 at 11:22 amin Jokes, Racial Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , NASCAR Career Summary For Dale Jr , Yo Mama Is So Black , Count The Little Black Dots , Black Hole Illusion , Mommy, Is God Black or White? .