Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers


Now this is funny. I’ll bet Dave Letterman gets some “flak” from the NAACP. Bet Race Pimps Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are going nuts! From the Late Show (supposedly, this was sent in via email and that was the claim), the topĀ 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:

  1. Have to sit upright while driving.
  2. Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
  3. Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
  4. Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
  5. They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
  6. Police cars on track interfere with race.
  7. No passenger seat for the Ho.
  8. No Cadillacs approved for competition.
  9. When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
  10. They can’t wear their helmets sideways.

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65 Responses to “Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers”

  1. Christian Romani Says:

    Holy crap that took some serious balls to do on Television. I can’t believe the network even ALLOWED THAT. That (while funny as hell) is like the most Ridulously Racist thing I have ever heard in my LIFE… lol I mean I could see if like ARSENIO HALL said it seeing as how he is Black. But a white guy trying that… lol WOW!

  2. TINA Says:

    THIS IS SO STEROTYPICAL…IM A BLACK WOMAN AND I AM NOT A HO!!!…WOW. 1. NASCAR DRIVERS ARE OFFSPRINGS OF MOONSHINE BOOTLEGGERS AND PEDIFILES,BIGOTS,AND REDNECKS THAT SLEEP WITH THERE COUSINS…HA HA ..SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE STEROTYPED!!!!

  3. Tisha Says:

    I am a black woman. Its funny shut up and color. If you cant a jokes…then stop bitchin.

  4. Tisha Says:

    And what tina said is funny too
    Oh1 and i ment “a joke” not Jokes

  5. Tim Says:

    Wow maybe I should post 10 reasons white people suck at all sports beside hocky and nascar. Wait are nascar or hockey even sports?

  6. ET Says:

    Funny how the last three nba mvp’s were all white guys…

  7. Pinkey Says:

    That joke was really kinda racist, and im white

  8. John Says:

    this is really racist and wasnt really funny anyways

  9. Wolf Child Says:

    Why do you think god made flaws in us ALL? So we can all have a few laughs. Cheers.

  10. ferdinand Says:

    FUNNY

  11. JamesBeam Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    THEM DAMN

  12. Ron Says:

    How can anyone comment on this without sounding racist? Too bad, but very funny. As for Al and Jesse, get lives, if you’re not too busy defending O.J. what’shisname.

  13. Jesse Says:

    thats not funny and in fing raciest (im white) and i have people whu have a diff skin colour than me and i dont give a crap

  14. Nitin Says:

    I’m not black or white, I’m Indian. I think that was pretty funny. If you have a problem with these jokes, then you should also think about getting rid of blonde jokes, fat jokes…or any other jokes that single out a group of people. Not everyone in those groups falls into the category of the joke, but those who do…are funny. Should they get rid of Apu on the Simpsons? I personally find him hilarious…even though I don’t know any Indians that sound like that. Laugh a little, it’ll help dislodge the stick in your rectum.

  15. MiMi Says:

    OMG! This joke was sooooo funny!
    P.S. If you can’t take a joke, you might not wanna be readin ‘em

  16. deneise Says:

    haha i am a black woman and i found that hilarious and to all you who are taking this so damn serious lighten up its called a joke for a reason.

  17. DJ Says:

    Who cares what color any of you are? It’s not a very funny joke, but why read a joke called “why there are no black nascar drivers” if you’re just going to complain. Nobody made you read it. The racists are the ones yelling about “crackers” telling black jokes, and the white guys that insist on saying “I have a black friend so I don’t think that’s very funny!”, or “My great grandma on my fathers sisters cousins side was 1/15th black so I don’t like racist jokes.”.

    In this time it’s just as racist to deny race as it is to descriminate race.

  18. wer Says:

    You dam yanks dont know anything about racism.
    You are all pitifull ignorant b%stards that follow any trend thats put up FOR you!
    You are blind!!

  19. Taytah bug Says:

    Hey im blacc n dat was 2 i mean 2 funny!!!!! its messed up buts its sort kinda true dats y its funny!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!

  20. Cheniqua Jones Says:

    I be white, but dat ain’t no reason to be shuckin and jivin. Somebeetch, dat be a racist jok. Weese whits don all hate dem blacks jest caus dey commit 10 tims mor crimes den us crackers.

    Cheniqua

  21. HowAboutSomeResearch Says:

    Funny to me, but only to a point. Pistols, crash & run, ho’s, carjacking? I found it funny except for those. Just my opinion

    Oh, and this was never on Dave Letterman. Snopes debunked that two years ago: http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

  22. Dillon Says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i shat myself

  23. Dillon Says:

    this joke is gayer than cory hann collins

  24. Jamie Says:

    LOL! this is hilarious!
    and im asian, so i dont care =P

  25. emily Says:

    omg thts so racist!

  26. The V-man Says:

    I am from England and found the comments funnier than the joke, even though that in it’s self was funny;

    I think the saying is “get a life” I would be more concerned about the biggest racist joke,it starts with a rigged election, a dumb ass leader and pointless war. Now that is funny

  27. Gnick Says:

    Clearly Black people are more athletic than white people. And to the guy from England, yes our leader sucks and we have a pointless war, and we have southerners and republcians but there are still a few good things about America.

  28. lil Chunty Says:

    ok that was funny at the beggining but then it was plain stupid LATINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. ... Says:

    wow haha wtf… its just a joke stop being so serious about it. theres a lot of jokes about white people too. its really funny though. because half the stuff is true haha but yeah white jokes are true sometimes too and you should really learn to laugh at yourselves and not take jokes so seriously….

  30. chris Says:

    its not racist , it was intended with goodwill to all of us
    ita not like we bak fifty yrs ago where people in the media couldnt rally out against direct racial slurrs
    so peace out n evryone chill

  31. deedeedee Says:

    THIS JOKE IS SO FRIGGIN FUNNY. It helps to look at the comments, it makes me not feel as bad. But i agree with some comments to just take the jokes, and………………………………………ITS JUST A JOKE. All the idiots in the world who think these jokes are specificly about them, screw off. All jokes have insults, if they didnt they wouldnt be funny. Its sad that there are fat people who take it personally and only eat more, and blondes who dont realize they’re being talked about, but some things are too racist. Life is about having fun, Live every day should be taken by storm. Carpe Diem. Sieze the day.

  32. Nussy Says:

    WHAT EVER………..YALL SOUND LIKE SUM BONE HEADS……..THE DAMN JOKE WAS FUNNY INDEED BUT IT IS SORT OF RACIAL….IT NOT ALL THAT SERIOUS BUT WATCH WHAT YOU SAY

  33. Wolf Child Says:

    So many comments @_@ Anyway Back to what I said earlier “Flaws in us ALL” i COME FROM THE “ghetto” and I found this hilarious.

  34. jose Says:

    hello its called RACIAL JOKES if you cant handle it then dont read them

  35. Earl Says:

    Racist but AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nothing against any race, just the joke itself.

  36. dat nigga Says:

    hold on we’re coming and taking over to we have in everything else see ya soon

  37. John Says:

    All u niggers need to quit complainen and go back to Africa.

  38. Gino Says:

    Come on people dont get all butt hurt. thats part of comedy, I think anything that makes me laugh is alright. But it is pretty funny.

  39. john Says:

    blacks suck you r the reason for crime,gangs and why new your city is a dump

  40. Eddie Says:

    wow, I thought it was friggin hilARIOUS!!! and if you get offended by this stuff, let me tell u what you can do

    Have a coke
    and a smile

    and shut the F#%& up!!!

  41. Eddie Says:

    and john, what you need to learn here is that everyone needs a friend sometimes, but BIATCH your comments were to ‘ign’int to be insulting! Read a book

  42. Chris Says:

    its funny, people have to realize its sattire. everyone is so offended these days about the stupidest things. Its no different than black comedians talking about white people, and nobody complains about that. get over it.

  43. Klauss Barbie Says:

    Funny but lets leave the president out of this one you limey bastard

  44. Alaa Says:

    hey man that was funny but it’s also true
    thanks man

  45. Ya Mama Says:

    i think this is freakin halarious. if you don’t like it-well id just say your a loser so get off the weed. Oh yeah to Cheniqua Jones if your white THEN TALK LIKE IT! do talk like a black if your white

  46. lateda Says:

    man i got naked when i read this!!!

  47. peggy Says:

    In response to comment 27 the only good thing about America is the jokes that Canadians make about them…and in response to comment 46 I also got naked when I read this…aahhh….freedom

  48. stan Says:

    To V-Man, we saved your ass twice, world war 1 and world war 2, and whipped your butts for our freedom in 1776, and don’t talk about our leader, at least we don’t have the terrorist that you do, we fight them over there not at home, at least we can own guns to fight them with you don’t have the balls to own any because you let your leader take them away from you.

  49. da 69er Says:

    Why are black ppl so good at basketball?

    Cause they can shoot, steal and run!

    Why are black ppl so tall?

    Cause their knee-grows!

    How many black ppl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    2, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to drive the pink cadillac!

  50. mama tittys Says:

    John… Just get over yourself!

    How do get a black kid form jumping on the bed?
    You put velcrow on the ceiling!

    How do you get the kid down?
    blind fold a couple mexican kids and tell them its a pinata!

  51. supa mane Says:

    ya im white and this joke is gay..sounds like someone who never met a black person wrote it…it just sucks

  52. purpledeck Says:

    I hate niggs hahahahaha this is so true!!

  53. The.person.who.made.this.is.the.dumbass Says:

    bad rep and not even funny. good going.

    not all black jokes are racist. Even black people make black jokes and white people make white jokes. life goes on, get over it.

  54. Joe Says:

    dumbass niggers. your only pissed off cuz its true. go back to africa we dont want u anymore. ur all pissed about a joke when theres bigger problems like hilary clinton might be president, get over it.

  55. dalton Says:

    i agree with this maybe if we had few less niggers this world would be better

  56. dalton Says:

    u dang right

  57. akash Says:

    damn funny lol haahaha

  58. bob Says:

    “ET” nba is run by black people, with out them basketball wouldnt even be a sport. Stupid white guy, you can go and thank your great great grandpa at his grave for bringing them over in the first place. now you have good sports to watch. MJ = legend. no one will ever match. btw he was black.

  59. mike hunt Says:

    eh…

  60. curtis Says:

    i think this is funny (im white)
    its like my dad says. if you cant laugh at yourself then you cant laugh at anything

  61. dashawna Says:

    i really don’t c wat’s funny about this because as you can see it now these days white kids do the same thing as blacks do in their car. so i just say it’s monkey see monkey do!!!! so lol at that!!!!!

  62. dont worry bout it Says:

    haha thats funny and im black 2 take a joke yall
    but REALLy why isnt there no black person on a race track ?

  63. Josh Says:

    Haha you all are pathetic! I’m a white dude I thot it was funny. My black boyfriend liked it too so just chillax you guys its just a joke!

  64. johnny Says:

    all blacks suck

  65. Sean Says:

    It was okay, I understand it is a joke…I felt bad because as a race we carry the most streotypes in this nation. Anyways the “joke”…which is a joke, was alright.

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