Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers
Now this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman gets some "flak" from the NAACP. Bet Race Pimps Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are going nuts! From the Late Show (supposedly, this was sent in via email and that was the claim), the top 10 reasons why there are no Black NASCAR drivers:
- Have to sit upright while driving.
- Pistol won't stay under front seat.
- Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
- Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
- They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
- Police cars on track interfere with race.
- No passenger seat for the Ho.
- No Cadillacs approved for competition.
- When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
- They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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well im black and this isn’t really all that funny. It’s only true for ghetto people (not just blacks). half of that isn’t true for all blacks. Also nascar is on the dumb sport level of bowling. even water polo is better than NASCAR in my opinion
But whites are being defeated by blacks in most sports
OMG it’s a JOKE!
To bad letterman never said it…LOL
Im michael miles from elon nc .I think the reason why ,well its two reason why and they are a black man want get a fair chance such as sponsership , a decent team willing to give him a chance and the other reason is that most black guys that have the talent wont even attempt because how the way he will be looked at . Im going to be honest and im speaking for myself i go to nashcar races in my area such as charolette and martinsville BUT THE ONLY REASON THAT I HAVENT TRIED OR DOING IT IS BECAUSE I DONT HAVE DA MONEY AND THOSE GUYS ARE LUCKY BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE TO KILL ME BEFORE I GIVE UP . I WOULD BE OUT THERE JUST TO BE OUT THERE OR WIN A RACE . I WOULD BE TRYING TO WIN A SPRINT CUP CHAMPIONSHIP AND I MEAN IT ……………………
I have lost all faith in the human race.
thats because blacks find crime and murder more of a sport view these my space pages you will see its the older teens and the adults who teach these kids the crime way of life. heres a few accounts
– http://www.myspace.com/calliope_silk — http://www.myspace.com/babyblue_dajuan — http://www.myspace.com/longmoneyboy — http://www.myspace.com/magnoliamilitia —
http://www.myspace.com/calliopepoolou3 — http://www.myspace.com/lesterbam –
some of these people have children holding weapons — some have children on toy ATV’s holding a AK-47 — others have no problem showing off their catch of weapons like one who has 7 to 10 AK-47′s — they show family life with guns and drugs and the children involved in it all… one even has the wording that says “like father like son” as the father holds a pistol..
NO ONE and i mean no one is to blame for the destruction of the black family but these people themselves……..
daily news isnt wrong when you see over 80+% of them in the news daily and theres only 35/40 million of them versus 200 million whites.
nascar isn’t realy a sport it’s for white people only and not for black people because black people will kill you if they get in a reck!!!
u suck at making black jokes….kill yo self…..nigga yo
hehehe now dats sum funny sit, yo!
NASCAR is proven to be the most gruiling sport of all.Unlike baketball or baseball it also requires a mind.Thats why simpletons don’t like it.
I find this offensive, Cadillacs should be represented in NASCAR just like any other make of vehicle. That’s discrimination!