Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex


Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were just cleaned 17 times it was too late 49 times you [...]

Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex

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Why Married Couples Don’t Have Sex was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 16th, 2007 at 10:44 amin Dirty Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Married Bar Talk , Married Life – Going To The Bar , Late Night Suprise , The Mathematician’s Wife , Dear Employees .


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