Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...]
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y suprise ur husband at another woman’s place.she fanally got wat she was suspecting but in front of the kids
seriously?? i honestly think that u shoulda maybe uhh, SAID NO! why would u even think of cheating on ur wife? and in front of the kids? geez, what’s happened to the world these days??
Oddly enough this happens to be joke site… Hmm why would one ever visit a joke site? To read fictitious stories? Nah. Probably just to pretend everything is factual and then give poor ratings and comments.
i really feel for the old bloke . besides who are we to blame.i mean seriously now thats how men think…what weee they expecting?
WOW HOW STUPID YOU SHOULD HAVE LEAST WAITED UNTILL SHE CAME OUT TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES IF THATS WHAT SHE WANTED……LOL DID YOUR WIFE WANT A DIVORCE…….IT SUCKS TO BE YOU
boy my yout jah know seh mi sorry fi yu that day. mi nuh know wat yu tell them seh. yuh shoulda just wait, i would tell them that i was hot.
I laughed at the stupidity of this story. Definately a “Doh!” moment. A lot of it doesnt make sense to me though but thats life for you. Out everyone I feel sorry for the kids – having to see their father naked and be caught in the middle of an awkward and embaressing moment. =\
To the others who have commented. Zanele – if my man ever cheats on me or does something stupid like what this guy did…Ill be sure to tell myself I cant blame him – its just how ALL men are. o.O riiight – thats disrespectful to men who arent like that or who dont think like that and not a good way to go about a relationship – letting things slide because thats just how men are pfft. Stereotype much? Oh and to Emmaa – Im sure he didnt plan to cheat on his wife infront of the kids =\ Notice it was a ‘surprise’. But Im not saying what he did or was thinking was right – I agree cheating in general is wrong. And lastly to ‘…’ – we arent pretending everything is factual – the author clearly stated its a true story, kind of obvious. And the reason people are giving a poor rating or comment to this “joke” is because it isnt really that funny. Its mind-blowing proof at how ignorant people actually can be in real life. And the purpose to the comment box is to give your opinion or thoughts on the matter, good or bad. Its called constructive critism and we have a right to say what we feel/think just as the author had the right to post this TRUE story even though it wasnt that funny – as long as we arent offending anyone or being innapropriate. If you cant handle it dont post things where people are able to share their opinion. =\
Good One!!
Made MY day!
think this is awkward…i didnt like a single bit of it..if it seem like a joke ..it for you guys to me its nasty and shouldnt even be here. try checking on the things that might be joke and not this. i didnt lough rather i was embarrased upon reading this…thing of yours you call it a jok.
OMGOODNESS!!!!! I was like ‘yay’ his family didnt 4get until i read the last word and at that point i was like HA what the mess that changed the whole story. made my very boring day.
That’s wat her gets! Shouldn’t have been so prepared to cheat on his wife!
I thought this was really funny!
It’s crazy that it wasnt a joke….some surprise(lol)
poor guy, and if this story is actually happened, i fell sorry for this guys..
if his wife forgive him, i think she will never try to surprise him again
IF ITS TRUE ITS HILLARIOUS DAFT OLD TIT
come on the kids n the wife could have atleast said hsppybirthday just so he can no that they didnt forget his birthday n he could have kept his chlothes on but anyway i guess thats 1 thing that most guys r unable to do but it was funny though
You wil not kill me with dis joke cos i v bin laughn 4 a vry longtime now,that man is an idiot.
This obviously isn’t true, I wrote it and I can’t believe that you are all so incredibly gullible. Interesting reactions though.
lol.
the last comment made me lol when i read all this lol
hah!
RUBBISH SOZ LOL
what a joke !
This isn’t a true story it’s a joke, an old joke, and a hillarious one at that. How bout everyone stop critiquing and discecting and enjoy the humour
nice joke funny that last part just liend it up
Pal, Your dead wife planned this all along.
Solly typo mistake. I mean to say your dear wife planned this.
This is no true story. Its an old joke which I have read almost 6 to 7 years back
I dont get it how is that funny!!!!!!!! >_<
he got what he deserved
This was funny i was shocked first but its funny.
This is one of a few jokes that I have read on this site that has been around for a while. It’s amazing how many people are so gullible to go to a jokes website and believe anyhting that’s on it. It’s all designed for a good laugh, take it as that and carry on. Don’t let your personal feelings of infidelity or anything else keep you from laughing at something meant only to be a joke.
haha nice bday present mate
Nice joke
the husband should have wait a little while before getting naked! haha, i thought its not in a hurry? hehe
I don’t blame you for that! Its your wife who has to remember…..
It keeps the family close to remember each other in this kinds of days. not just birthday but everyday! so you can have strong relationship and nice family
When I read the last word, I sat there with my mouth hanging open for a long time. Poor guy…NOT! Unlike his wife and kids, he kinda deserved the embarassment. Just because they “forgot” his birthday, doesn’t mean he gets to just cheat on his wife! That being said I actually wanna know what happened after that moment of surprise!
Me too! i wanna know what happen! ahaha! :p
Rubbish joke wot u thinking
Crap joke who would cheat on there wife
That was nothin listen to this what do u call black men in a pool? Cocopops lol
You lot are so stupid can’t you spell
It’s not a joke but reality!
dirty minded married man,the wyf nearly died i suppose coz thats sumthin she didnt expect to see in another woman’s house.
damn….wats wrong wud u guys……this isnt a true story…ive read this ages ago….he was just tryinna be funny…crap.
omg ur wife didnt say happy birthday so u attempt cheating if i was ur wife id lite the candles and throw the cake on ur face
i luv dizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz story….. i fink its my story
damn…….i bet he must feel pretty stupid!!! lol
Damn. I can’t blame him for his actions though. I’d be pretty pissed if my wife (EG) forgot my birthday, and be pretty interested in said scenario, where SECRETARY
*SIRENS*
has LUNCH with you
*SIRENS*
invite’s her to her HOUSE, using a lame excuse
*SIRENS*
And then goes into her room for a second.
*Bow chiki… wait*
That sounds like Ting Ting Ting to me.
It WAS wrong of him, true. Table’s turned last second, as everyone was making a surprise for him, so he had nothing to defend himself with.
But it was a clear misunderstanding, and he was rather pissed off, and he wanted to get revenge/enjoy his birthday with someone/etc…
Anyway, I’m sure that didn’t end well…
But a question. Why’d you fire the secretary? Now she knows your interested, and your probably out of the house on your ass waiting to receive your divorce papers. You crossed the line, might as well cross it all of the way…
Of course, perhaps that’s why you fired her… No boss-and-the-secretary stuff to hold against you… Hah.
Anyway… Lol.
i neva get how dis joke was funny…
THAT WAS STUPID OF YOU YOU ARE SUPPOSTO WAIT TILL SHE GETS OUT THERE SHE WOULD HAVE TAKEN UR CLOTHING OF FOR U DUUU
hahahaha…Was it that obvious he was gona end up there.