This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...]
Why I Fired My Secretary
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Why I Fired My Secretary was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 10th, 2007 at 9:39 amin Birthday Jokes, Jokes.
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Which cake he was going to cut ? poor man miss the cake.
Because She did not let you to cut her cake…………
he could say he was in his birthday suit
sorry that was used already.well he could say he was wearing the emperors new clothes ,and claim insanity.
really hilariousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy
That’s not so great
u were in a hurry
u must have waited for a moment or so
a good lesson if i get a PC
he iz so scampish wat a bi##h
i really piss myself laughing
I’ll tell you why I fired my secretary.
I gave her a simple job and she messed it up,
“YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW TO BLOODY DOORS OFF!”
i wonder whether that is a joke or a cake and food story if i was your secretary i would ask you to fire me by my self
OMG…..
very funny
haahaahaaaa
okk????????
I couldn’t stop laughing………
what ever
hahahahahaha that was funny! Poor guy!! Gosh that would suck to be him ryte there! ahahahahahahahaha
Really funny,i enjoyed it…
must hav been a scene to look at ha ha ha………..,cant stop imagning the situation.
oh my god… poor man… =))
HILARIOUS!
well, that’s what imagination does to you… =))
Classic!!! I loved it!
Loved itab
Ha, Great joke. If that was a true story I would fell so bad for that man.
Hungry for her cake, angry to fire her. Indeed, a hungry man is an angry man
dud dat was funy
HEHEHE LOL
HA HA I almost spit out my soda laughing.
uhhh, thats kind of idkk.. unexpeting.. lol but, pretty funny! i didnt almost spit out my soda thoughh. lol.
Nice joke but heard that before
I heard that many years ago…
Shoggy dog story
BUT !! for first time I laughed a lot!!:)
In dEEd GrEat.lOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
god:/ so he was going to have sex with her? and his wife and fam walked in? or then why was he naked?
What?
what a idot
OH MY GOSH that was funny lol lol lol
Lmoa
Lmao
uh ok that is so not funny
Dumdass
oops dumbass
LMAO! HA HA HA xD. I bet that was a true story, my boyfriend’s secretary, Valaria has a daugher named Viagra. So when they went to Chuckie Chese for her birthday, the “mouse guy” singing “Happy Birthday”, thought that it was a joke that her name was Viagra. She was born a year or two before Viagra came out, and when it did she got soo teased at school. TeHe. Ha Ha, xD I wonder what she would name her son. Advil or if they had another girl maybe she’d be Tylonelle. TeHe….xD LMAO! THIS IS SUCH a funny joke!
lmao. tok abt funny
assumption is dangerous!!!!
assumption is dangerous!!!
crapy and good
Well i didn’t blame him, he only wants fun. BUT NA MUMU
Well i didn’t blame him, he only wants fun. BUT NA MUMU. But i just can’t stop LAUGHinnn
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