This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...]
Why I Fired My Secretary
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Why I Fired My Secretary was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 10th, 2007 at 9:39 amin Birthday Jokes, Jokes.
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The boss should have banged his secretary…If i were him, i would return the next day to her apartment for another Birthday bang…lol
Its really funny.he fell 4 d prey.
since he is naked why not do it……………..lolool………..^.^
Embarassing. Even if not naked, would’ve needed to explain why he was there at all. So better naked so the explaining would be full.
embarrassing, no face left
poor thing!!!!!! that s the end of every thing in his life !
I can’t believe you losers even bother to write comments about these lame jokes. Nothing better to do? Jeez Marge, do you think:
“It was funny….but a little bit disturbing that he fell for Joanne when he knew he had a wife and kids at home!”
This is fantastic eva………
this is kwel man…think v guys need ta b more apprehensive abt wimen!!!
Its really funny.he fell 4 d prey.
good one dude..too sad the day was not good one for u
wow!!! great stuff at least you learnt a lesson
you stupid but fun for me!
well that was not funny at all it was just a big insult sitting naked in front of family you should really bang the secretary hard so she will not repeat
shows how weak male creatures can be.they have spine as weak as that of an infant.he got what he deserved. the joke isnt funny at all.
WOW! You caught me with that one. Wayyyyyyyyyyyy! Gimme more
This is Great!!!
haha rotfl his wife is going to kill him
hilariousssss superbbbbb ending…
Nice one,i think all male bosses should read this piece. FUNNY
Superb mast tha
jack asssssssss……his sleeping out side.
HOWD HE GET NAKED in the first place?????!!!!!!!!
I dont understand…. IM confused… Hi im idunno N E thing!!!
I wonder y peepl call me dat… Pleez anser my cuestshins I DONT UNDERSTAND A DARN THING!!!!
THe ending is ironik rite?
no vag for him
suck for him… i guess it was ok
men its awesome
that poor poor man lol
lol i feel bad 4 ppl who ask y waste time commenting when there commenting just to say that lol hypocrites
itś really fanny my girl friend liked it, and said, the wife should have asked the secretary to be naked too plus herself.
You are all twats, it never happened, that is an old joke, written by a cartoonist first and then developed by a standup comic. It never actually happened. Jeeez
Its very funny and embarasing. Some men could be so unfaithfull
Its just funny.. I coundnt stand laughing it out
oh my goodness. lmao. i literally laughed so hard i had to go to the bathroom afterwords. i was actually thinking that he was going to get it. women can play with your mind like that……
But why the surprise? Men are ever falling into such traps!Rather than firing the sec, he would have taken her as a second wife because that incident was a free ticket to a divorce.WHAT A PITY WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO MARRY EXCEPT THESE MEN!
lol tht was good
That’s so dumb! Why on earth would the secretary contrive her boss’ family and friends to celebrate his bday on her apartment? On her apartment? It’s a very diluted concoction. I’m not amused at all.
cuddear lol poor man
wow……. that was tight…… lmao
horrible
OMG! this is so hilarious and ambarasing!
Good joke i must say
Wow! Men have to be wise. This is a lesson for guys.
Very nice joke indeed.
thats not a true story..
that was just mean of his secretary, leading him on like that when he is most vulnerable.
you know hes guna be dead when he gets home.
heheh….mannn!!
he was fool to do so.
i think the boss should have confirmed the matter first
no big deal. he was in his birthday suit.
lol ai am spechless
Nine one ..Lol..