This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...]
Why I Fired My Secretary
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Why I Fired My Secretary was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 10th, 2007 at 9:39 amin Birthday Jokes, Jokes.
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It was funny….but a little bit disturbing that he fell for Joanne when he knew he had a wife and kids at home!
that was funny. i just felt bad for the wife… i no i would hurt my hubby if i seen that!
it would be the end of his birtday real quik!!!
Too long, I couldn’t even get passed the 2nd paragraph!
lol that was funny
very funny and at the same time embarrasing.lol.
I really find it not smart of the wife to make his secretary lure him to her appartment. Like, what man would not have done the same thing?
lol tht was realy funny i like jokes like tht!!!
to right tony
LMAO i wouldve done the same thing…
He he he he he he he he he was right to fire the secretary.
damn lol
damn secretary! i wudve kickd his ass too!
Bahahaha, owned >D
he is sooooooooooooo BUSTED
interesting and dumb
i was really funnnnny to think about hows he would look like bared in front of all others
gay gay gay joke not funny 0 out of ten like common my 2 year old kid could make a better one then that.
jakie…go away kthx?
LOL sooooooooooooo busted!!!!!!!
lolll patients is de key…a lil patient wld hv been ok 4 him…
I FEEL FOR THE KIDS..Daddy is naked.
I would have wanted birthday nookie too, just not from my secretary.
hehe that would suck so hard
this is a typical man, take him back to your apartmnt and he expects to get laid.
lol real funny i feel sorry for the wife
nice 1 bt @ da same time so so embarrasing !!!!!
That was so halarious,how can a secretary play the part of the wife? Thats being crazy. The wife should think twice and feel shame on her
IS THIS HONESTLY A TRURE STORY??? thats gotta sux poor guy, but funi joke tho
That was funny as hell!!!!!
I Saw This Story On Another Site. Hmm. . .
its not that funny at all it sucks…..
i want the secretarys number lol lol that was good.
I wish the man was ill more smarter….he should have know as to why the secreaty was doing like the way she was doing…probably then culd have had even better b’day without his wife
That’ was funny,you’ve made my day.
Hahah… This is soo funny… As I was reading I was wondering if it would be Clean enough and Funny enough to mail to my ex boss who Really did let me go but we ended on good terms, however this joke would be highly inappropriate but it is pretty funny! hahaha…
Jacki- So Cal
i think thats the crazest joke. wonder what the goon tol the wife “was bout to ake a birth”! ouch….
First i felt this joke as a story but in the end it turned into a splended joke.
Outrageously out of this world! you guys are d BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!
daniel, the reason is because you are an unintelligent douche bag
i cannot stop laughing iam trying to imagine the scene
Busted!!!
Hahahahahahaha… I found this really funny… excellent!
lol….. very funny…… nice one!
super bt so sorry for the guy
hilarious
I liked the joke I love it when someone who is so scummy as to go cheatingon his wife ends up screwing himself instead
Good joke.I think it was not sensible though what he did
wow…. thats hilarious!
how stupid of him!!
and…he’s married! omg
my sister is paralysed 79% of her brain cells do not work even she can make a better joke than that one
wel abt da naked party,wat a foward man;’. 2 ol mans awt dr pants on
so lame too long le