Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.
And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.
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Which cake he was going to cut ? poor man miss the cake.
Because She did not let you to cut her cake…………
he could say he was in his birthday suit
sorry that was used already.well he could say he was wearing the emperors new clothes ,and claim insanity.
really hilariousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssy
That’s not so great
u were in a hurry
u must have waited for a moment or so
a good lesson if i get a PC
he iz so scampish wat a bi##h
i really piss myself laughing
I’ll tell you why I fired my secretary.
I gave her a simple job and she messed it up,
“YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW TO BLOODY DOORS OFF!”
i wonder whether that is a joke or a cake and food story if i was your secretary i would ask you to fire me by my self
OMG…..
very funny
haahaahaaaa
okk????????
I couldn’t stop laughing………
what ever
hahahahahaha that was funny! Poor guy!! Gosh that would suck to be him ryte there! ahahahahahahahaha
Really funny,i enjoyed it…
must hav been a scene to look at ha ha ha………..,cant stop imagning the situation.
oh my god… poor man… =))
HILARIOUS!
well, that’s what imagination does to you… =))
Classic!!! I loved it!
Loved itab
Ha, Great joke. If that was a true story I would fell so bad for that man.