Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
What'd You Think?
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LOL….THIS REAL FUNNY LMAO
:/ You know it ain’t that funny… actually kinda stupid.
owned…
Ain’t really funny.
Hahaaa!! Lol i can’t help bt laugh! Good one!!
Best joke ever xD
u guys need a sense of humer
LOL. This is the sort of thing that would happen to me!
This is my type of joke, This makes me smile tremendously (if thats how u spell it)
It is really funny but is scary in real terms
lol..what’s the funny here?! this is not a jokes man! this is interesting but not in jokes story liao~ =.+”
dis will make me laugh til next year when ever ma mom dont tend to remember ma birthday but i wonder who`s gonna get me naked!
Thats rili gud ril gud
Funniest thing ive heard all day
thts sum gr8 ish ryt there
tough one
This was by all measure funny.But it also sounds true though i dont believe
funny.. i like it
the phrase :
“And I just sat there…
On the couch…
Naked.”
really priceless
too long bt ok
too long but fine after all.
good one…
LMAO !!!! This joke wuz HILARIOUS !!!! Just my type of joke and puts a smile on my face !!!
There wuz also a similar story where a man wuz having his bthday and then there wuz no one in the house wen his wife called and said that she had left the iron on and den without thinking , he ran down to the basement to be greeted by a whole load of smiling faces shouting SURPRISE !!!! He wuz just standing there , Naked ,,,
This so so funny.
haha thought i would have it
owned !!!
it’s kinda ok lol…and why would wife agreed to be giving a surprise b-day in the secretary’s apartment? i don’t think so…
hehe,
, that wasn’t phunny, u hav to be naked with ur wife and co-workers if u want this joke to be phunny (;