Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex:

10. Choice of public or private courses

9. Lessons are available

8. If you’re good you can turn pro and do it full time

7. Can clean balls at every hole

6. Choice of wood, aluminium or graphite

5. The less strokes the better

4. If you lose a ball, you still have two left

3. Threesomes and foursomes happen all the time

2. Can pick the size of your shaft

1. Every hole is well groomed and manicured

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Why Golf Is Better Than Sex was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:46 am. It was filed under Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Golf Widow,  Addicted To Golf,  Gotcha!,  A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning,  Golf Genie.