Why are you Yelling?


A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.

The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!”

In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.

He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “green side up!”

The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.

In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.

The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “green side up!”

The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?”

“I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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Why are you Yelling? was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Three Types Of Bras, Trick Shot, Go Git Yo Momma, Rather Big, No More Floppy Lips.


11 Responses to “Why are you Yelling?”

  1. 11
    WalkerOfWorlds Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 1:57 am

    Funny.
    Blonde comes from white ancestry so yes, it is a sign of low intelligence.

  2. 10
    erraticheart Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 5:57 am

    the funny thing about this joke is it made the responders kicking on each others’ asses…be cool guys… ;)

  3. 9
    A girl Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    HEY ”MR. SPANKY YOUR HANKY” WHY THE HELL R U FREAKIN SAYING SH*T TO BLONDES. IM A BURNETT AND I REALLY DONT THINK THE DIFFERENCE OF HAIR COLOR REALLY SIGNIFIES INTELLECTUAL DIFFERENCES. YA GOT THAT B*TCH!

  4. 8
    WAT! Says:
    November 15th, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    I didnt no wat the hell sod was! Is it an American word?

  5. 7
    Katlyn Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Comment number 4, that was incredibly unnecessary! I’m blonde, I got it however, but not everone knows what sod is.

  6. 6
    erica Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 11:06 am

    haha! I’m blonde and i got it!

  7. 5
    katie Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 12:54 am

    haha, lol imma blonde n i didnt get it at first cuz i dnt kno wat sod was, lol funny!

  8. 4
    Mr. Spanky your Hanky Says:
    September 18th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    holy shit are u serious? well sod is grass dumbass and you role it out on someones yard god damn…. wait are you blonde? well what kinda question is that of course you are.

  9. 3
    emma Says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    i dont get it..whats sod?

  10. 2
    ????? Says:
    August 19th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    haha

  11. 1
    bla Says:
    August 5th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    HA

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