Who’s Smarter
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
What'd You Think?
(58 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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its was horrible i hated it
waht is ur problem gaby u wanna get together
tht is sorta funny
uhmm… it will explain everything
alam guid ya mga baye.
laki ilintuon
that was cute
good
Smart…very smart.
Old joke.
women are vry smart! but males bring it on themselves!:D
WE (MEN) R SO STUFFED :’(
THATS BRILLIANT SHE SO SMART
heard that b4 but it was a texas fan that drank the booz and an ou fan that gave it to him…
i liked it better that way
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
nice one~!
Typically woman like
I am smarter.
i don’t think it was dat funny it was way 2 long
This is so funny ha ha ha
very smart
hahaha.. yes women are smarter