Who’s Nut?

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It's my nut!" The first squirrel said, "That's not fair! I saw it first!" "Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued [...]

Who’s Nut?

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Who’s Nut? was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:40 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Not So Bad , Game Of Intelligence , Divorce Lawyer’s Judgement Day , Consultation Fee , Who’s Cows? .

4 Comments to “Who’s Nut?”

• jahanara says:

  January 15, 2009 at 5:41 am

  what meqt?
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 13, 2010 at 11:29 pm

  I think the word that I would use to describe such a joke would be “dumb”, “stupid”, or the phrase: “Why even bother?”.
• shoop-bang-flobble-wop says:

  October 15, 2010 at 7:15 am

  wait, was that a dead guy they took the nut from? eeeewww…
• retards says:

  November 26, 2011 at 12:42 am

  squirrels eat the stuff inside the nut it is called meat