Who’s Doing The Dishes?

John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he's quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it's 10 years old, really shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys [...]

Who’s Doing The Dishes?

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Who’s Doing The Dishes? was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Hi John, How You Doing? , A Wife’s Special Birthday Present , Knock Knock #12 , Silver Peanut Butter Jar , That Monkey Will Eat Anything .

71 Comments to “Who’s Doing The Dishes?”

• YOYO! says:

  June 6, 2009 at 4:38 am

  LOL FUNNY AS!
• curiooooous says:

  June 6, 2009 at 6:19 am

  what’s that vaseline for though!?
• Rachel says:

  June 7, 2009 at 5:33 pm

  WOW. This is awesome… and Curiooooous are you serious, do you not get it? Ha.
• curiooooous says:

  June 8, 2009 at 1:49 am

  I dont get it . someone can explain to me plz.. i relly wanna laugh too!!!
• bob says:

  June 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm

  HE first screwes his girl, then the mother, then who’s left? think about it. He also takes out vaseline… the dad thought he was next
• Cameron Wayne Browne says:

  June 11, 2009 at 12:33 am

  I like sweaty sweaty man love
• Joseph says:

  June 16, 2009 at 8:42 am

  That’s so funny,how did u think of such….
• pauli says:

  June 19, 2009 at 11:43 am

  Has john got a split personality
• nana says:

  July 30, 2009 at 5:19 am

  thanks bob i ddnt get it either
• musa says:

  July 31, 2009 at 5:10 am

  very gu man
• Nu nu says:

  August 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm

  I get it but it wuz not gud
• nrdc says:

  August 4, 2009 at 10:26 am

  stupid …..
• Nomuthi says:

  August 8, 2009 at 6:15 am

  LOL!What a funny joke!
• ddog says:

  September 17, 2009 at 6:19 pm

  oh wow that su fcking funny hahaha
• MICKY HAYNES says:

  September 28, 2009 at 7:10 am

  THIS IS THE NUTS,FAIR PLAY,ROCK N ROLL
• karen says:

  October 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  hilarious
• NEVE says:

  December 1, 2009 at 4:46 am

  lmfao, woweees made laugh, good joke
• leighaa says:

  March 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm

  this is really funny, i dont see how anybody couldnt get it! her father thought he got the vaseline out going to put it in her butt!!!!
• mogotsi says:

  March 5, 2010 at 2:55 pm

  dnt mess with a man’s ass,he do anything 2 protect it
• mong says:

  March 5, 2010 at 8:22 pm

  LMFAO lol funny as hell xD the vaseline is for the dad you know a bit of slippery bum fun xD
• D'banje says:

  March 11, 2010 at 10:30 am

  Where do people come up wit this kindda joke? Really funny.