Who’s Doing The Dishes?

John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he's quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it's 10 years old, really shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys [...]

Who’s Doing The Dishes?

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(333 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)

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Who’s Doing The Dishes? was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Hi John, How You Doing? , A Wife’s Special Birthday Present , Knock Knock #12 , Silver Peanut Butter Jar , That Monkey Will Eat Anything .

71 Comments to “Who’s Doing The Dishes?”

• LoloHIghHigh says:

  July 24, 2007 at 9:45 am

  what did it mean ????????
• Suzanne says:

  July 25, 2007 at 3:07 pm

  This joke is hilarious!!!! Five stars from me!!
• Marci & Mike says:

  July 25, 2007 at 11:00 pm

  This is great…a little graphic… but funny as heck!
• keevin says:

  July 26, 2007 at 10:46 pm

  That nice..
• wolfmother says:

  July 26, 2007 at 11:32 pm

  This was retarded and gay, i hate jokes like this.
• Yenicka says:

  July 29, 2007 at 10:41 pm

  Boy… i liked this.
• Belinda says:

  July 30, 2007 at 7:26 am

  very good!!!!
• Lillian says:

  July 30, 2007 at 8:53 pm

  funny!!!
• MItz says:

  August 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm

  That was FUNNY!!! LOL
• jojoma says:

  August 6, 2007 at 7:44 pm

  OMFG

  THAT IS HILARIOUS!
• Amy says:

  August 7, 2007 at 7:54 pm

  That was to funny
• v j says:

  August 8, 2007 at 7:23 am

  mind stunning
• TOM SEMMS says:

  August 8, 2007 at 9:19 am

  ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
• Dale says:

  August 8, 2007 at 10:31 am

  Well it was alright like, nothing fantastic
• anthony says:

  August 8, 2007 at 7:09 pm

  HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is brill!!
• ????? says:

  August 22, 2007 at 11:07 am

  jhon reminds me of myself in every way
• behatch says:

  August 22, 2007 at 3:21 pm

  that was ace!!! bloody hell- i’ve heard it b4- but it gets me everytime!!!! lmfao!!!!
• antishark says:

  August 23, 2007 at 10:55 am

  this gets 8 out of 10 stars great joke
• Jenny says:

  August 25, 2007 at 5:43 am

  LoloHihi.. petrolium jelly is used for anal sex..
• Someone says:

  September 6, 2007 at 2:00 pm

  HONK! HONK!
• z says:

  September 18, 2007 at 12:17 am

  lol, nice
• Wolf Child says:

  September 18, 2007 at 10:09 am

  Hey “WolfMother” well look at that…

  Well I loved the joke! Don’t really wanna try it…
• Lil Chunty says:

  October 25, 2007 at 11:47 am

  FaBuLoUs Th@ WaZ HELLA FUNNY…LOL
• Kit says:

  November 17, 2007 at 1:24 pm

  holy….that is sooo funny!
• dave says:

  January 2, 2008 at 12:36 pm

  hahaha, the funniest joke I ever came accross inmy life.
• bob says:

  March 26, 2008 at 1:12 am

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 27, 2009 at 1:34 am

  Lol!! This is great
• bomy says:

  March 17, 2009 at 8:07 am

  lol lol lol hahahaha
• regidee says:

  March 18, 2009 at 11:16 am

  absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! nearly laughed my ribs out
• JoeHumor says:

  April 8, 2009 at 12:25 am

  Well, I’m glad to see the father draws the line somewhere!
• jess says:

  May 17, 2009 at 12:41 am

  haha i think i get it, can someone explain?
• jess says:

  May 17, 2009 at 12:41 am

  wait dw i get it now.. lol im slow..
• vernie says:

  May 18, 2009 at 2:11 am

  hahaha awesome joke! haha jessy you couldn’t get it. i didn’t get what you meant when you said it at school. but now i do. thanks.
• Shuli says:

  May 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm

  Hahaha! Man this is funny! Cudnt have been any better
• JoKeSi says:

  May 19, 2009 at 11:28 pm

  Ha ha. Four stars. Solid Gold.
• GMS says:

  May 20, 2009 at 5:59 am

  Solid one
  challa bagundi, kothaga
• Shah Jahan says:

  May 21, 2009 at 1:35 am

  Very Nice…..
• hilalaa says:

  May 21, 2009 at 11:25 am

  not good for children.and it’s a bit horrible and funny.but mostly bad
• Bla bla bla says:

  May 21, 2009 at 11:27 am

  Very funny.Romba Nalla Irunduchu indhd Joku.
• ashley28 says:

  May 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm

  hahahahahah dam just so they wudnt du the dishes !!! hahahahahahaha
• zodwa says:

  May 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm

  Hahaha, this is hilarious, i loved it ,lol!
• MYEISHA && JIZZLE says:

  May 28, 2009 at 10:17 am

  I LOVED IT (LOLOLOL)
• I says:

  May 29, 2009 at 7:00 am

  Haha!funy save sum 4 2mrw
• zenia says:

  May 29, 2009 at 2:21 pm

  haha this joke is hilerious..dam funny as hell…lol
• VAYOLAH says:

  June 2, 2009 at 4:21 am

  HAHAHAHA, JUST MADE MY DAY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• joke critic says:

  June 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm

  noottttttttt funnyy!!!!!!!!!! pretty gayy if u ask mee
• PapaJerry says:

  June 4, 2009 at 9:39 am

  Sounds like daddy thought he was gonna be next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• miles says:

  June 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

  ROFLOLMAO!! holy chit that was funny. << im at schoolor else i wouldn’t b talkin like that
• justdoit! says:

  June 5, 2009 at 8:35 am

  I think it’s funny in weirdo way, i don’t really get it.
• haz says:

  June 6, 2009 at 4:23 am

  yyyyyuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!