Who’s Doing The Dishes?
John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years old, really shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, on the spot, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. “Well, it’s quite simple, really,” says the seller, “whenever the bike is outside and it’s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.” And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandy, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they ride the bike over there. But, just before they enter the house, Sandy stops him and says, “I have to tell you something about my family before we go in… When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.” “No problem,” he says. And in they go.
John is shocked at the sight. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, of course, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandy. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. He stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her brains out right in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom definately horrified, but, when he sits back down nobody says a word.
John, looking over at Sandy’s mom, things to himself she’s pretty hot. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. His girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, “All right, thats enough, I’ll do the fucking dishes!”
What'd You Think?

(46 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
July 24th, 2007 at 9:45 am
what did it mean ????????
July 25th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
This joke is hilarious!!!! Five stars from me!!
July 25th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
This is great…a little graphic… but funny as heck!
July 26th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
That nice..
July 26th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
This was retarded and gay, i hate jokes like this.
July 29th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Boy… i liked this.
July 30th, 2007 at 7:26 am
very good!!!!
July 30th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
funny!!!
August 6th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
That was FUNNY!!! LOL
August 6th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
OMFG
THAT IS HILARIOUS!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
That was to funny
August 8th, 2007 at 7:23 am
mind stunning
August 8th, 2007 at 9:19 am
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
August 8th, 2007 at 10:31 am
Well it was alright like, nothing fantastic
August 8th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is brill!!
August 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 am
jhon reminds me of myself in every way
August 22nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
that was ace!!! bloody hell- i’ve heard it b4- but it gets me everytime!!!! lmfao!!!!
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:55 am
this gets 8 out of 10 stars great joke
August 25th, 2007 at 5:43 am
LoloHihi.. petrolium jelly is used for anal sex..
September 6th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
HONK! HONK!
September 18th, 2007 at 12:17 am
lol, nice
September 18th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Hey “WolfMother” well look at that…
Well I loved the joke! Don’t really wanna try it…
October 25th, 2007 at 11:47 am
FaBuLoUs Th@ WaZ HELLA FUNNY…LOL
November 17th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
holy….that is sooo funny!
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
hahaha, the funniest joke I ever came accross inmy life.
March 26th, 2008 at 1:12 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA