Whole Truth


“You seem to be in some distress,” said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?”

“Well, your Honour,” said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.”

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Whole Truth was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:37 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Payoff, Tell The Truth OJ, Code Of Ethics, Know the Facts, More Lawyer Q and A.


2 Responses to “Whole Truth”

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    Jezzebelle Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    I have had to testify in an OFP hearing . . . usually only one side objects when you tell the truth . . . which ever side the truth hurts, which would generally be the side that did not call you as a witness . . . but it is fun to anger the attorny for the side you think is wrong . . .:P

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    OMFG Says:
    September 8th, 2007 at 6:00 am

    wa?

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