Who Was First?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
What'd You Think?
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hahahahaha very funny
hahahahahahahahahahhaha loved it
that one very funny and right
True and funny
The world’s going to hell and we are just sitting here reading jokes
] Gotta love life
oh no not bible jokes thats wrong
if it wasn’t in the bible i might believe that
lol sweet now if thing like that were in the bible i’d read it
There’s another part to this:
“God, do I really have to?” Eve asked.
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“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the Lord replied. “But it will be our little secret. You know–woman to woman.”
i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jade eyes
well if it were a woman why are they calling her lord instead of a lady lolz. The almighty got no gender. Anyways great humor. Rofl stuff
ha ha , i love diz one , its so funny , ha ha ha