A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
Who Is God?
What'd You Think?

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Who Is God? was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, September 9th, 2007 at 8:24 pmin Jokes, Religious Jokes.
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One of the funniest jokes ever! Unfortunatly, I’ve stopped believing in God.
awesome
It’s Good. It makes me mad.
I’ve heard this joke before, but can’t get enough of it
This joke @#$% rocks dude im gonna tell all my friends at school
oh naww this is jot like funny
Haha. Thats pretty fucking awesome.
kinda offensive , because god is a male if he were female they would call him goddess not god…
Sorry Missie, God is a spirit and a spirit isn’t defined as a women or man.
It was a funny joke..i liked it
lol that shit was hilarious
DAMN BLOODY FUNNY YO….GUD WORK…
lol hahaha laughed mii head out……(noy) lol weird joke hahahha wtf micheal jackson hahaha lol….♥
“kinda offensive , because god is a male if he were female they would call him goddess not god”‘
True, but watch the movie ‘Dogma’ a few good arguements in there. Convinced me at least.
Lol omg this joke is so old.
its kinda funny but y yall hatin on micheal man
funny! sad thing about crazycon tho.. (1st comment)
ROTFLOL!!!! IMAO!
heard it to many times
omg that is so funny and for ppl who think michael jackon is a paedophile u r wrong GO MICHAEL
JERK! Your funny but still JERK!