Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
What'd You Think?
(39 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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September 10th, 2007 at 10:54 am
One of the funniest jokes ever! Unfortunatly, I’ve stopped believing in God.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:24 am
awesome
September 12th, 2007 at 5:28 am
It’s Good. It makes me mad.
September 12th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I’ve heard this joke before, but can’t get enough of it
September 13th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
This joke @#$% rocks dude im gonna tell all my friends at school
September 15th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
oh naww this is jot like funny
September 17th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Haha. Thats pretty fucking awesome.
September 18th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
kinda offensive , because god is a male if he were female they would call him goddess not god…
September 20th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Sorry Missie, God is a spirit and a spirit isn’t defined as a women or man.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:24 am
It was a funny joke..i liked it
September 21st, 2007 at 12:22 am
lol that shit was hilarious
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:35 am
DAMN BLOODY FUNNY YO….GUD WORK…
September 24th, 2007 at 10:01 am
lol hahaha laughed mii head out……(noy) lol weird joke hahahha wtf micheal jackson hahaha lol….♥
October 11th, 2007 at 10:14 am
“kinda offensive , because god is a male if he were female they would call him goddess not god”‘
True, but watch the movie ‘Dogma’ a few good arguements in there. Convinced me at least.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Lol omg this joke is so old.
October 14th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
its kinda funny but y yall hatin on micheal man
October 16th, 2007 at 8:11 am
funny! sad thing about crazycon tho.. (1st comment)
October 17th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
ROTFLOL!!!! IMAO!
October 29th, 2007 at 7:05 am
heard it to many times