Where Do Babies Come From?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter [...]
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OMG that is grossssssss
gross but so true
sheeeesh!! nice one though!
my goodness, wat kind of joke – who wants to see ther mom …
i’m so glad that didn’t happen to me as a kid.
if i get some than ill buy u jewelry
haha omg . .
oh for christ’s sake……
ha ha that Sh-it was funny lmao FAF
ps; FAF-funny as Fu–CK
I read this already on a different site still just as funny!
lmao that’s great. Wish that happened for me lol
hahaha …nice one though gross
omg ..gold digger
Ashley again… it loooks like your the horny one… But i will be willing to do that for you. =)
A WUZ A BIT SLOW ON DAT ONE LMAO WHOS READ THE TURNER BROWN JOKE HILARIOUS!! SERIOUSLY 2.0 O.M XBOX GAMERTAG II B4RK3R II
that was good but i can be taken in 2 ways it could be saying she got jewerly ie being a gold digger but it could also mean he gave her a pearl neckless
BS I dont get jewerly when i suck my husbands d*ck
Hey Ashley maybe you need to DIVORCE your husband!!! Come with me and give me a bj and i will be glad to give you whatever you like… =) sex! woot~
~woot woot~ Ha ha =) Ashley you sound sexy…
i wud let u give me a bj…but to bad my penis is located on my back!!
u guys need 2 get your tounge off the floor(ashley, call me!)
hahaha.
thats disgusting
why were two hispanics in the guiness book of world records?
a: one had car insurance, and the other was an only child.
LOL, bit yuck tho……Lucky i didnt see that as a kid
HA HA! Now that one I liked!
ashley, wanna come over and do it doggie style? lm already cuz my 13 inch cock is hard for your throat booty!!!!
she should be in a classroom for sex ed!:0
Oh man wut happened 2 da stork? Lol
Definatly a good one to tell to the others in my sophomore class…NOW. lmao.
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They loved it.
EVERY TIME I SUCK MA FIANCES D**K ALL I GET IS A SALTY TASTE…….. CHOKED….. A SORE NECK………. AND STICKY HAIR!!!!!!!!! LMAO= E MUST OWE ME 100′S OF PEICES OF JEWELLERY!!!! gd joke tho….
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That was sick! Y would any right minded mother tell her daughter that? This is sooooo crappy